Total Nerd The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History  

Nathan Davidson
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A long time ago, gamers accepted the fact that video game dialogue has been and probably always will be terrible. It's a gaming fact of life and, frankly, nobody's really complaining for one simple reason... video game dialogue is so terrible that it's actually pretty amazing. Below, you will witness the worst lines in video games and worst quotes in video games. These are arguably the dumbest video game lines ever, and in a strange way, a lot of them can be considered wise words to live by. So, before you embark on your mission of looking at the worst in-game quotes in video game history, make sure you've got a lot of built-up mental fortitude. You're going to need it.

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One Video Game Dialogue Fail to Rule Them All

One Video Game Dialogue Fail t... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History
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Winner Go Home

Winner Go Home is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History
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The Talking Dead

The Talking Dead is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History
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Does Not Compute

Does Not Compute is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Dumbest Lines of Dialogue in Video Game History
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