People Are Sharing The Dumbest Ways They've Ever Hurt Themselves
Redditor Rickitson asked the question, "What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself?" and the insane injury stories are priceless. These Reddit stories will make you cringe into another dimension over how one small silly decision can impact a person in a huge, regretful way.
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Not The Smartest Friend In The Group
From Redditor u/Holly__Willy:
Not me but my best friend.. She tried to iron her pants while wearing them.
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And There Went Some Hair
From Redditor u/DankNerd97:
Held a lighter to my ear to listen for gas flow. Click and there went some hair.
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That Jellyfish Won
From Redditor u/edgy_username_e:
My friend saw a jellyfish on the beach then kicked it. Like on purpose and knowing what it was. They had to go to the ER.
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From Redditor u/Mixtapeshuffle:
Tripped over a storage ottoman trying to jump over it all slick. Got my toes wedged in the latch and broke my foot in 2 places.
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Grapes Of Wrath
From Redditor u/tmariexo:
Threw a grape in the air to catch it in my mouth. It fell on the floor and I bent down to pick it up and smashed my face into the window sill.
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An Expensive Price To Pay For A Cheap Laugh
From Redditor u/J-Bradley1:
To try to get a cheap laugh out of my ex, I threw a hammer as hard as I could at a tree.
The hammer bounced off the tree, and I turned just in time for it to hit me in the small of my back.
Miracle I'm not paralyzed.