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People Are Sharing The Dumbest Ways They've Ever Hurt Themselves

List RulesVote up the most facepalming injury stories.

Redditor Rickitson asked the question, "What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself?" and the insane injury stories are priceless. These Reddit stories will make you cringe into another dimension over how one small silly decision can impact a person in a huge, regretful way.

  • 1
    1570 VOTES

    Not The Smartest Friend In The Group

    From Redditor u/Holly__Willy:

    Not me but my best friend.. She tried to iron her pants while wearing them.

    Embarrassing way to get injured?
  • 2
    1561 VOTES

    That Jellyfish Won

    From Redditor u/edgy_username_e:

    My friend saw a jellyfish on the beach then kicked it. Like on purpose and knowing what it was. They had to go to the ER.

    Embarrassing way to get injured?
  • 3
    1338 VOTES

    And There Went Some Hair

    From Redditor u/DankNerd97:

    Held a lighter to my ear to listen for gas flow. Click and there went some hair.

    Embarrassing way to get injured?
  • 4
    1225 VOTES

    Parkour Parkour!

    From Redditor u/Mixtapeshuffle:

    Tripped over a storage ottoman trying to jump over it all slick. Got my toes wedged in the latch and broke my foot in 2 places.

    Embarrassing way to get injured?