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People Are Sharing The Dumbest Ways They've Ever Hurt Themselves

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Vote up the most facepalming injury stories.

Redditor Rickitson asked the question, "What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself?" and the insane injury stories are priceless. These Reddit stories will make you cringe into another dimension over how one small silly decision can impact a person in a huge, regretful way.

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    1,501 VOTES

    Not The Smartest Friend In The Group

    From Redditor u/Holly__Willy:

    Not me but my best friend.. She tried to iron her pants while wearing them.

  • 2
    1,278 VOTES

    And There Went Some Hair

    From Redditor u/DankNerd97:

    Held a lighter to my ear to listen for gas flow. Click and there went some hair.

  • 3
    1,416 VOTES

    That Jellyfish Won

    From Redditor u/edgy_username_e:

    My friend saw a jellyfish on the beach then kicked it. Like on purpose and knowing what it was. They had to go to the ER.

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    1,161 VOTES

    Grapes Of Wrath

    From Redditor u/tmariexo:

    Threw a grape in the air to catch it in my mouth. It fell on the floor and I bent down to pick it up and smashed my face into the window sill.