The royal houses of Europe have had a bloody history. From battles to coups and assassinations, kings and queens have suffered deaths ranging from the serene to the ridiculous. After all, death is central to the idea of monarchy: new kings and queens can ascend the throne only after their predecessors have died. Monarchy itself is built on the condition of death.
But that does not mean all royal deaths are dignified. Many kings and queens have gone gently into that dark night thanks to respectable illnesses. Others have been victims of political struggles. Still others have not been so lucky in death, and they exemplify some of the stupidest ways royals have died. Like royals who had terrible portraits, bizarre obsessions, or were just plain weird, these dumb royal deaths prove that, at the end of the day, people who sit on thrones and wear ancient crowns are just as mortal as those over whom they claim authority. Some of the dumbest ways royals have died also happen to be some of the most entertaining.
King Adolf Frederick of Sweden reigned from 1751 to 1771, and he had to share most of his power with the Swedish parliament. On February 12, 1771, Adolf Frederick sat down for a meal of caviar, lobster, champagne, and more, before ordering his favorite dessert, the Nordic pastry semla.
But he was not satisfied with one serving of the decadent dessert. Oh no. Adolf Frederick downed 14 portions of the sweet treat. This binge literally cost the king his life, and he died that night after complaining of severe indigestion.5,503560Was this a silly way to go?
Sigurd Eysteinsson was a prominent Viking leader who ruled Scotland's Orkey Islands in the late 9th century. Eysteinsson was a fierce warrior who battled his way into the Scottish mainland. Though he agreed to a peace meeting with Maelbrigt Earl of Scots, the conference soon devolved into a fight.
Eysteinsson handily defeated Maelbrigt, severed his head, and attached it to his saddle as he fled the battlefield. The motion of the horse's galloping, however, caused one of Maelbrigt's long teeth to scratch Eysteinsson's leg. However, the wound soon became infected, which ultimately led to the Viking's untimely death.4,922552Was this a silly way to go?
Henry I Died After Going Against His Doctor's Orders And Feasting On Eels
King Henry I ruled England with an iron fist. One of his weaknesses was lampreys, an eel-like bloodsucker. Henry's physician expressly forbade him to eat lampreys, but the king paid no mind. In 1135, he indulged in them while on a hunting trip and died soon after, likely as a result of the feast.3,979469Was this a silly way to go?
George II reigned as king of Great Britain from 1727 until 1760, a period of tremendous growth and development for both the British nation and empire. Though George was the last British monarch not born in Britain—he spoke English with a heavy German accent—he was also the last monarch to personally fight in a battle.
But his death was decidedly less regal than his tenure as British king. On October 25, 1760, the 76-year-old king visited the toilet, and while using this un-royal throne, George overstrained himself and died.3,782745Was this a silly way to go?