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The Dumbest Celebrity Pet Names

Updated June 14, 2019 1.2k votes 116 voters 9.9k views31 items

You know how when someone tries to be witty or funny and the joke just flops? That's how naming your pets works sometimes. You know why you chose the name, but the rest of the world is left scratching their heads. This is often what happens when it comes to celebrity pet names. What are the silliest celebrity pet names? Which celebrities have pets with just plain dumb names?

Famous people (like anyone else) can become obsessed with their pets. Some of the celebrities on this list (hello, Mariah Carey) didn't just give their pet a dumb name, but they treat them to manicures and other pampering that many humans would kill for during spa day. But it's the celebrity pet names on this list that will really make you roll your eyes. From favorite fictional characters to "Louis" and "Vuitton," these pets live a life of luxury, but do so with the worst names possible.

Sometimes when you're as famous as the celebrities on this list, your pets find fame as well, though in these cases, it's not just for their cuteness; it's for their silly names. Vote up the dumbest celebrity pet names below and be sure to see what celebrities have done to their children as well, with this list of the most ridiculous celebrity baby names.

And yes, your instincts are right. Louis and Vuitton belong to some Kardashians. Click through the list below to find out which ones!
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    Better Business Kisses Galore

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    Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romjin's poodle.

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    Drew Barrymore's lab chow mix.

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    Talullah Bighead

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    Judd Nelson's pitbull.

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    Naomi Watts's Yorkshire terrier.

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