List of the stupid moves that every horror movie victim makes--the worst horror movie cliches. If you've ever found yourself yelling, "Don't run up the stairs!!" or "Get up!!" you know what we're talking about. These stereotypical moves made by victims in scary movies are usually so dumb that you start to think that they deserve their bloody ending. Stereotypical horror movie victims include the sexy girl and her lover, the helpful minority character, the overly curious guy, the macho man and the jokester. These people will all usually die in scary movies. Stupid mistakes made by horror movie victims range from underestimating how fast a killer can move to running into the woods rather than hopping in a nearby car.
Why do characters in horror movies split up? Why don't they get up when they fall? Why do women whimper softly when they are hiding by a nearby psycho murderer? If you get to the bottom of these mistakes, you just may be able to survive a horror movie.
Watch Someone Being Killed Instead of Using It As an Opportunity to Get Away
Don't Arm Yourself Even Though A Killer Is on The Loose
Split from the GroupNot the best time to go it alone.
Ask If Someone Is There When It's Quiet
Shoot the Villain Once and Assume He Is DeadWelp, my work is done here. Oh no! He is still alive and is now coming after me!
Trip and Don't Get Up Immediately
Run and Hide in the Basement Where They'll Be Trapped.
Leave the Doors Unlocked
Try to get to the car once and then give up
Ignore WarningsStay in that haunted hotel or that creepy town in the middle of nowhere that people have warned you about.
Don't Call the Police for Back Up
Whimper While Hiding Near the Killer
Find a Body and Decide to Stick Around and Investigate
Investigate a Strange SoundOoh! A scary noise! I should arm myself with this flashlight and go investigate!
Drop the Car Keys
Ignoring Possible Danger When the Dog Barks On Something or Run Away from Something
Don't Look Behind Them
Run Into the Woods Rather Than Sticking to the Road
Go Swimming at the Creepy Campground
Act Like Car Doors Can't Be Unlocked from the Inside
Answer the Door at Night When You Aren't Expecting Anyone
Hide in a Nearby, Obvious StructureThis abandoned tool shed will do!
Follow a Trail of Blood
Scream While They Are Running AwayAAAAAH - if only I - AAAAAH - could run - AAAAH - a little faster! But I am screaming, so I can't.