List of the stupid moves that every horror movie victim makes--the worst horror movie cliches. If you've ever found yourself yelling, "Don't run up the stairs!!" or "Get up!!" you know what we're talking about. These stereotypical moves made by victims in scary movies are usually so dumb that you start to think that they deserve their bloody ending. Stereotypical horror movie victims include the sexy girl and her lover, the helpful minority character, the overly curious guy, the macho man and the jokester. These people will all usually die in scary movies. Stupid mistakes made by horror movie victims range from underestimating how fast a killer can move to running into the woods rather than hopping in a nearby car.
Why do characters in horror movies split up? Why don't they get up when they fall? Why do women whimper softly when they are hiding by a nearby psycho murderer? If you get to the bottom of these mistakes, you just may be able to survive a horror movie.
Split from the GroupNot the best time to go it alone.
Trip and Don't Get Up Immediately
Whimper While Hiding Near the Killer
Watch Someone Being Killed Instead of Using It As an Opportunity to Get Away
Don't Arm Yourself Even Though A Killer Is on The Loose
Shoot the Villain Once and Assume He Is DeadWelp, my work is done here. Oh no! He is still alive and is now coming after me!
Hide in a Nearby, Obvious StructureThis abandoned tool shed will do!
Investigate a Strange SoundOoh! A scary noise! I should arm myself with this flashlight and go investigate!
Wear High Heels, a Mini Skirt, Etc.(for the ladies, of course) How are you supposed to run in that?
Ask If Someone Is There When It's Quiet
Leave the Doors Unlocked
Ignore WarningsStay in that haunted hotel or that creepy town in the middle of nowhere that people have warned you about.
Don't Call the Police for Back Up
Run and Hide in the Basement Where They'll Be Trapped.
Tell Your Friends You'll Be "Right Back"
Leave Random Weapons Laying Around in Your HouseJust in case your stalker didn't already have a weapon on hand, you just gave him one to use against you.
Trust the Creepy Little Kid Who Offers Advice
Don't Look Behind Them
Try to get to the car once and then give up
Run Into the Woods Rather Than Sticking to the Road
Accidentally Kill Your Friend
Have Sex or Get NakedDead and dead. It doesn't seem fair, but the slutty ones always die first.
Drop the Car Keys
Ignoring Possible Danger When the Dog Barks On Something or Run Away from Something
Find a Body and Decide to Stick Around and Investigate