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List of the stupid moves that every horror movie victim makes--the worst horror movie cliches. If you've ever found yourself yelling, "Don't run up the stairs!!" or "Get up!!" you know what we're talking about. These stereotypical moves made by victims in scary movies are usually so dumb that you start to think that they deserve their bloody ending. Stereotypical horror movie victims include the sexy girl and her lover, the helpful minority character, the overly curious guy, the macho man and the jokester. These people will all usually die in scary movies. Stupid mistakes made by horror movie victims range from underestimating how fast a killer can move to running into the woods rather than hopping in a nearby car.

Why do characters in horror movies split up? Why don't they get up when they fall? Why do women whimper softly when they are hiding by a nearby psycho murderer? If you get to the bottom of these mistakes, you just may be able to survive a horror movie. 

 
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760 42
Split from the Group is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Split from the Group Not the best time to go it alone. 

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623 73
Whimper While Hiding Near the ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Whimper While Hiding Near the Killer

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724 61
Shoot the Villain Once and Ass... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Shoot the Villain Once and Assume He Is Dead Welp, my work is done here. Oh no! He is still alive and is now coming after me!

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643 64
Investigate a Strange Sound is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Investigate a Strange Sound Ooh! A scary noise! I should arm myself with this flashlight and go investigate!

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591 63
Leave the Doors Unlocked is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leave the Doors Unlocked

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662 57
Trip and Don't Get Up Immediat... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Trip and Don't Get Up Immediately

7
491 68
Don't Look Behind Them is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Look Behind Them

8
530 58
Ignore Warnings is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Ignore Warnings Stay in that haunted hotel or that creepy town in the middle of nowhere that people have warned you about. 

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410 46
Run and Hide in the Basement W... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
KAYLA1 added Run and Hide in the Basement Where They'll Be Trapped.

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477 80
Scream While They Are Running ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Scream While They Are Running Away AAAAAH - if only I - AAAAAH - could run - AAAAH - a little faster! But I am screaming, so I can't.

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343 12
Watch Someone Being Killed Ins... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
BreonArzellJackson added Watch Someone Being Killed Instead of Using It As an Opportunity to Get Away

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489 87
Run Upstairs! is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Run Upstairs!

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546 78
Run Into the Woods Rather Than... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Run Into the Woods Rather Than Sticking to the Road

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536 58
Don't Call the Police for Back... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Call the Police for Back Up

The Best Werewolf Movies Ever Made

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351 16
Don't Arm Yourself Even Though... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Dismalhead added Don't Arm Yourself Even Though A Killer Is on The Loose

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396 71
Hide in a Nearby, Obvious Stru... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Hide in a Nearby, Obvious Structure This abandoned tool shed will do!

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442 83
Answer the Door at Night When ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Answer the Door at Night When You Aren't Expecting Anyone

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424 77
Follow a Trail of Blood is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Follow a Trail of Blood

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384 100
Wear High Heels, a Mini Skirt,... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Wear High Heels, a Mini Skirt, Etc. (for the ladies, of course) How are you supposed to run in that?

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329 46
Drop the Car Keys is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
usernamenotavailable added Drop the Car Keys

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329 86
Forget to Charge Your Phone is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Forget to Charge Your Phone

The Scariest Demon Toys in Film History

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219 14
Ask If Someone Is There When I... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
duhhhh added Ask If Someone Is There When It's Quiet

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212 24
Try to get to the car once and... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Dismalhead added Try to get to the car once and then give up

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368 77
Push Your Ear Against a Wall o... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Push Your Ear Against a Wall or Door When It Goes Quiet

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380 85
Throw Away a Gun When It Is Ou... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Throw Away a Gun When It Is Out of Ammo

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265 47
Act Like Car Doors Can't Be Un... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
usernamenotavailable added Act Like Car Doors Can't Be Unlocked from the Inside

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232 60
Jump Out the Window Without Ch... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
AmandaMartinSandino added Jump Out the Window Without Checking What's Beneath

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218 27
Find a Body and Decide to Stic... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Dismalhead added Find a Body and Decide to Stick Around and Investigate

The Best Horror Movie Remakes

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192 25
Go Swimming at the Creepy Camp... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
JrFurman added Go Swimming at the Creepy Campground

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307 122
Have Sex or Get Naked is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Have Sex or Get Naked Dead and dead. It doesn't seem fair, but the slutty ones always die first. 

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309 97
Tell Your Friends You'll Be &q... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Tell Your Friends You'll Be "Right Back"

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292 83
Leave Random Weapons Laying Ar... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leave Random Weapons Laying Around in Your House Just in case your stalker didn't already have a weapon on hand, you just gave him one to use against you. 

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287 89
Trust the Creepy Little Kid Wh... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Trust the Creepy Little Kid Who Offers Advice

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213 66
Always Have to Touch the Blood... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
usernamenotavailable added Always Have to Touch the Blood On the Floor

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236 93
Being the Token Black Guy in t... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
ShaneBird added Being the Token Black Guy in the Group

Famous People You Didn't Know Were Married to Each Other

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244 105
Sneak Up Behind Your Friend an... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Sneak Up Behind Your Friend and Grab Her Shoulder Jokesters don't last long

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44 1
Fight Among Themselves Despite... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leann Morris added Fight Among Themselves Despite Violent Horde of Zombies Trying to Kill Them

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274 92
Accidentally Kill Your Friend is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Accidentally Kill Your Friend

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214 131
Answer the Phone is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Answer the Phone

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232 102
Don't Get Their Car Servic... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Don't Get Their Car Serviced Regularly How else can you explain the coincidental engine trouble every time they need to make a quick escape?

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92 9
Ignoring Possible Danger When ... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
TomerJosueEstradaRaz added Ignoring Possible Danger When the Dog Barks On Something or Run Away from Something

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136 67
Try To Scare a Friend is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
DelaneyBramwell added Try To Scare a Friend

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134 54
Don't Answer the Phone the Sec... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
DelaneyBramwell added Don't Answer the Phone the Second Time

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141 63
Take a Bath or Shower is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
gregge added Take a Bath or Shower

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156 76
Don't Call Back When They Get ... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
usernamenotavailable added Don't Call Back When They Get Hung-up On

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31 2
Ignore Warning of Supposedly C... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Leann Morris added Ignore Warning of Supposedly Crazy Old Coot That Knows More About Situation Than They Do

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55 18
Always Checking Themselves, Al... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
TomerJosueEstradaRaz added Always Checking Themselves, Alone, "why Their Friends Haven't Returned Yet"

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45 9
Use a Match or a Candle and Do... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
reinaldo added Use a Match or a Candle and Don't Use a Flashlight

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28 6
The Foreshadowing is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
thepetikman added Foreshadowing death return of the living dead (punk girl... being eaten alive) dawn of the dead :prick steve (if i become 1 of them blow my F$$$$$$ brains out)

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4 0
Don't be baptized is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Dumbest Moves Made By Every Horror Movie Victim
Sean Phillips added Don't be baptized Warlock