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11 Great Historical Dynasties We'd Most Want To Be Part Of

List RulesVote up the dynasties you wish you were related to.

The impact left upon history by its most prominent ruling families can far outlast their own bloodline and the legacy of any one member. But which ruling family would be most appealing to belong to? Every great house enjoyed certain perks, but these would be balanced by the great responsibilities and challenges each era posed.

From the magnificent monuments of Egypt's Fourth Dynasty to the splendor of the Romanovs, this collection examines the pros and cons of being a part of history's greatest ruling families. 

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    The Nerva-Antonine Dynasty Comprised The Five Good Emperors of Rome

    Years Active: 96-192 CE

    Titles Held: Emperor of Rome 

    Notable Members: Nerva, Trajan, Hadrian, Antoninus Pius, Marcus Aurelius, Commodus

    Pros: Being the master of Rome during its peak

    Cons: Barbarians, watching Commodus ruin it all

    In A Nutshell: One of the interesting features of this distinguished Roman dynasty is that succession passed by adoption rather than birth due to a lack of male heirs. Commodus was the first natural-born heir of the dynasty to actually become emperor. His chaotic reign interrupted an unusually successful run of Roman emperors. Sometimes referred to as the "five good emperors," the era represented a high point of Roman territorial and economic expansion. Each brought something to the table.

    Nerva was the voice of reason; Trajan expanded the empire; Hadrian consolidated Trajan's gains; Antonius Pius built up the economy; and Marcus Aurelius was noted for his philosophy. The run of successful Roman rulers came to an ignoble end with the ascension of Commodus and the chaos of his despotic rule. 

    Despite its unfortunate end, the Nerva-Antonine Dynasty remains perhaps the most successful of all Roman dynasties and ushered in an unusually stable period of Roman history. 

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    The Romanovs Ended The 'Time Of Troubles' And Ruled Russia For More Than 300 Years

    Years Active: 1613-1917 CE

    Titles Held: Czar of Russia

    Notable Members: Michael I, Peter I, Catherine II, Nicholas II

    Pros: Overseeing a vast empire with a vibrant and distinctive culture 

    Cons: Angry peasants 

    In A Nutshell: The Romanovs brought much-needed peace to a land beset by internal strife in the 17th century. The ascension of Michael I in 1613 ended the 15-year "Time of Troubles," a series of coups, royal pretenders, and conflicts that brought the kingdom to the brink of collapse. Michael's grandson Peter I (pictured) turned Russia into an expansive empire. 

    Peter the Great's reign represented one of the high points of the Romanov dynasty. Peter enjoyed military successes over Sweden and introduced key reforms in politics, education, and the economy. By the time of his passing in 1725, Russia had grown into one of Europe's foremost powers. Late that century, the Russian Empire would be blessed with another formidable leader in the form of the Polish-born Catherine II. Like Peter, she was also known as "the great." Catherine's long reign saw victories over the Ottomans, expansions in territory and trade, and promotion of Russian culture and literature.

    Russian and Romanov fortunes dipped in the 19th century, and by the reign of Nicholas II, the last Czar, the end was nigh. A disastrous war with Japan almost toppled the regime in 1905. Less than a decade later, entry into World War I spelled doom for the Romanovs. Revolution not only ended the regime but also the lives of the ruling family

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    The Habsburgs Had A Wide Collection Of Crowns But A Narrow Family Tree

    Years Active: c. 1020-1918

    Titles Held: Holy Roman Emperor; Kingdoms of Austria, Bohemia, England, Hungary, Spain, Netherlands, Sardinia, Sicily, Naples; various holdings in Germany, France, and Northern Italy; Emperor of Mexico 

    Notable Members: Maximillian I, Charles V, Philip II, Maria Theresa, Franz Ferdinand, Karl I

    Pros: All the crowns you can handle

    Cons: An unfortunate jawline, the Ottomans

    In A Nutshell: The Habsburg name comes from an 11th-century castle in Switzerland. From this fortress, Habsburg influence grew steadily across Europe in the Middle Ages. The house had a stranglehold on the title of Holy Roman Emperor for 300 years. At the height of their power, the Habsburgs ruled Austria, Bohemia, Naples, the Netherlands, Sardinia, and Sicily, as well as expansive overseas territories and part of the Spanish empire. One Habsburger was a king of England while another briefly ruled Mexico in the mid-19th century. Charles V (pictured) had the key Habsburg traits - many royal titles and a prominent chin.

    To prevent their numerous titles from falling into the hands of rival houses through marriage, the Habsburgs increasingly kept their weddings in-house from the 16th century onward. Intermarriage led to inbreeding, and members of the house were prone to having the Habsburg jaw, a prominent jutting jawline stemming from so much shared ancestry. 

    By the 18th century, the house’s dominant position had slipped, but the Habsburgs still maintained a powerful presence in central Europe that wasn’t fully eroded until the 20th century. There are still surviving members of the Habsburg line in public life in Austria.

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    The Ming Oversaw One Of China’s Most Prosperous Eras

    Years Active: 1368-1644 CE

    Titles Held: Emperor of China 

    Notable Members: Zhu Yuanzhang (Hongwu Emperor), Zhu Di (Yongle Emperor)

    Pros: All the books you can read, luxury trade goods, the world's greatest palace

    Cons: Endless enemies at the borders, internal strife only a flood away

    In A Nutshell: There's a pretty credible argument to make for early Ming China being the world's foremost power. Although great treasure fleets sailed the world under Zheng He, a eunuch admiral in the service of the third Ming emperor, later emperors soon realized there wasn't a pressing need to go out into the world, as the world was more than happy to come to them. Vast riches and exotic foods flowed into the ports of medieval China. 

    The Ming rulers enjoyed lives of unfathomable luxury in the Forbidden City, a huge complex in Beijing built during the reign of Zhu Di, the Yongle Emperor. The nearly 10,000 rooms of the complex contained priceless art and furniture. Only those with the emperor's permission were permitted to enter the Forbidden City. The Ming's strength wasn't simply in its military or grand architecture, but in the empire's gigantic agricultural and economic base. Under Ming rule, the written word came to the masses, as books were affordable and widely available. The Ming also restored the Great Wall of China to its former glory as a bulwark against raiders at the empire's fringes.

    Being top dog meant no shortage of enemies, and the empire's gigantic populace was always perilously close to famine. The strain of those pressures, along with a cycle of ill-boded floods of the Yellow River, culminated in the Ming's 17th-century collapse.

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