As each disastrous week goes by in the midst of The Handmaid's Tale the Trump administration, the only thing more shocking than the week prior is how everyone's managed to make it this far. Just when America thinks she's saved herself from potential conflict with North Korea, Donald Trump does something to make conflict with China a possibility. Not that any of this bothers the President much, who spends most of his time at his golf course or on Twitter. But you, as an informed citizen, definitely want to keep up with each week of the Trump administration, even though following this timeline is more difficult than keeping up with Game of Thrones.
Remember when "the wall" was the biggest thing on the Trump horizon? Now that misguided vanity project finds itself a obscured by a possible obstruction of justice. Sad! Instead of building walls, the President must now contend with "spying microwaves," botched Easter egg hunts, and the difficult nature of the handshake. No politician has ever been treated so unfairly in his own words, and if by unfairly he means "like an unqualified white man in a position of power" then he might actually be right about something for once.