Earth History in 11 Easy Steps

Getting a little tired of this Earth? Think you might want to get a shiny new one? Maybe one with less plastic bits floating in the ocean, more fresh air, and less annoying neighbors? If you have the right elements and enough free time on your hands, here's how you get one just like this one. This is a timeline of the biggest, most important periods in Earth's long history. To get a true sense of the scale of geologic time, note that the mammals that humans developed from didn't even show up till near the very end.

NOTE: I found a lot of these images online through various museum sites, and I did not create them. If you see your artwork, let me know and I will either put your credit on it or take it down at your request.

  • Precambrian - From the beginning to 650Ma

    The Precambrian isn't really a single unified time period... it makes up roughly seven-eighths of the Earth's history. In other words, most of what Earth did, it's done during the Precambrian. Hence, the most important events in biological history took place during this time. The Earth formed, the first tectonic plates began to move, eukaryotic cells evolved, the atmosphere became enriched in oxygen -- and just before the end of this period, complex multicellular organisms, including the first animals, evolved. So, a lot.

    During the first part of the Precambrian - the Archaean - The atmosphere was pretty markedly different from what we know today; it was a soup of methane, ammonia, and other gases which would be toxic to pretty much everything that lives here now. Our oldest fossils date to to the Archean, approx. 3.5 billion years ago, and consist of bacteria microfossils.

    The second half of the Precambrian was the Proterozoic and this was a particularly hoppin' time. Stable continents began to form over the next billion years, and the first abundant fossils of living organisms ( mostly bacteria) appeared, but by about 1.8 billion years ago eukaryotic cells began to enter the record, which is the first evidence of oxygen in the atmosphere. Oxygen meant life for some, but disaster for the existing inhabitants who happened to like their toxic soup just fine, thank you very much. Sorry, dudes.
  • Cambrian - From 543 - 490Ma

    Cambrian - From 543 - 490Ma
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    As you may have already figured out, 'pre' usually comes before something, and in this case, the Precambrian came before the Cambrian.

    This was a time when most of the major groups of animals first appear in the fossil record. This event is sometimes called the "Cambrian Explosion", because of the relatively short time over which this diversity of life forms 'exploded'. Once the Earth hit on oxygen as a concept and a party theme, the ball really got rolling.

    At least, it was rolling in the oceans... the land was completely barren, which makes sense if you think about the fact that dirt as we know it is the product of billions of years of erosion, and Earth hadn't had that kind of time to make any yet. It basically had a microbial 'crud' that acted as a soil crust covering the land. Apart from some minor evidence that a few animals might have made land, the new continents (which had just formed during the breakup of the supercontinent Pannotia) resembled deserts with shallow seas at the margins. The seas were relatively warm, and for most of this era, there was no polar ice at all.
  • Ordovician - From 490 to 443Ma

    Ordovician - From 490 to 443Ma
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    Hey everyone, a new supercontinent!

    During the Ordovician, most of the world's land was collected into the southern super-continent Gondwana. Throughout this period, Gondwana shifted towards the South Pole and much of it was submerged underwater. Because of this, the Ordovician is known for its diverse marine invertebrates, including graptolites, trilobites, brachiopods, and the conodonts (early vertebrates). A typical marine community consisted of these animals, plus red and green algae, primitive fish, cephalopods, corals, crinoids, and gastropods. More recently, there has been found evidence of tetrahedral spores that are similar to those of primitive land plants, suggesting that plants may have invaded the land at this time.

    From the early to mid part of this period, the weather was pleasantly warm and muggy (if you like that sort of thing). However, when Gondwana finally finished moving in on the South Pole at the end of this time, massive glaciers formed causing shallow seas to drain and sea levels to drop. That's bad news for all the things that really liked warm, shallow seas to live in. This is very likely what caused the mass extinctions that characterize the end of the Ordovician, in which 60% of all marine invertebrate genera and 25% of all families went extinct.
  • Silurian - From 443 - 417Ma

    Silurian - From 443 - 417Ma
    Photo: Alena Hovorkova /

    Thanks to the stabilization of the earth's general climate, the Silurian period ended the previous pattern of erratic climatic craziness. Because of this, the glaciers started to melt, which contributed to a pretty major rise in the levels of the biggest seas. Coral reefs entered the world stage for the first time, and fish evolution and diversity really turned on the gas. The Silurian saw the rapid spread of jawless fish as well as the incredibly important appearances of both freshwater fish and first fish with jaws. Jaws are a big deal when you think about how many creatures on earth have them.

    The Silurian is also the first period in Earth's history where we have good, solid evidence of life on land, including relatives of spiders and centipedes, and also the earliest fossils of vascular plants.
  • Devonian - From 417 to 354Ma

    Devonian - From 417 to 354Ma
    Photo: Nicolas Primola /

    Plants, baby. Let's get the hell out of the ocean and onto dry land... finally. The oldest known vascular plants in the Northern Hemisphere are Devonian. It was pretty much all small plants at that point, the tallest being only a meter tall, but while small, diversity was on the rise. By the end of this period, ferns, horsetails and seed plants had appeared. Devonian plants did not have roots or leaves like the plants most common today, and many had no vascular tissue at all. There were so many new plants at this time that it's called the "Devonian Explosion".

    And on the animal front, two major animal groups were starting to really develop. The first land-living vertebrates appeared as did the first arthropods, including wingless insects and the earliest arachnids (yeah, bugs are OLD).

    As for what the Earth itself looked like on its face, there were now three major continental masses: North America and Europe sat together near the equator, with a lot of their current land underwater. A mob continent of South America, Africa, Antarctica, India, and Australia dominated the southern hemisphere.
  • Carboniferous - From 354 - 290Ma

    Carboniferous - From 354 - 290Ma
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    One of the most important things that came out of the Carboniferous Period was the amniote egg, which allowed for the further exploitation of the land by certain verebrates. The amniote egg let the ancestors of birds, mammals, and reptiles reproduce on land by protecting the embryo in fluid, preventing it from drying out. This was also a time of larger plants and the tree-fern. Milder temperatures caused a decrease in lycopods and large insects and an increase in the number of these tree ferns. The plants from this time resemble the plants that live in tropical and mildly temperate areas today. Many of them lack growth rings, suggesting a uniform climate.

    The presence of two large ice sheets at the southern pole was sucking up a huge amount of Earth's water, and because of this, the sea levels all over the world fluctuated. This led to another mass extinction, this time for shallow marine invertebrates. It also caused the gradual decline of swamps and the increase in dry land habitat.

    Meanwhile, the continents were busy colliding. Laurussia (present-day Europe and North America) smashed into Godwanaland (present-day Africa and South America) and produced the Appalachian mountain belt ( I bet you never realized how much older the Appalachians were than the Rockies or the Sierras). In North America the environment was heavily marine, seas covering large parts of the continents.