Easter rules. Seriously, it’s one of the best holidays around and no one is talking about it. All you have to do is wake up and walk to your kitchen to find the basket of chocolate that a magical rabbit left for you sometime while you were asleep. And then around lunchtime you get to eat lunch with people and look for fancy eggs that may or may not be full of candy. What’s better than that? If you said nothing, then you’re absolutely correct. In observation of this unsung holiday here's a list of the funniest Easter jokes. And after you read them you’ll be having a hopping good time.
If you’re invited to an Easter celebration but aren’t sure what to say, why not try some of these clean Easter jokes? These jokes about Easter are a sure fire way to make sure you’re the toast of the celebration. And after you crack a few jokes, crack a few eggs and see if you can find any sweet treats hidden inside. Vote for your favorite joke about Easter! Easter puns! Rabbit jokes!
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What Kind of Jewelry Does the Easter Bunny Wear? 14 carrot gold.
What Day Do Easter Eggs Hate the Most? Fry-Days
Why Couldn't the Easter Egg Family Watch Cable? Because their TV was scrambled!
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was EGGspelled
How Does The Easter Bunny Stay Healthy? Egg-sercise
What Do You Call a Bunny With a Large Brain? An egghead!
Where Does the Easter Bunny Eat Breakfast? At IHOP
Why Did the Easter Egg Hide? Because he was a little chicken.
What Is The Easter Bunny's Favorite State Capital? Albunny, New York
Did You Hear About the Lady Whose House Was Infested With Easter Eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What Do You Call A Sleepy Easter Egg? Egg-zosted!
Why Do We Paint Easter Eggs? Because it's easier than wall papering them.
Where Does the Easter Bunny Study Medicine? Johns HOPkins
Why Was the Easter Bunny in Such a Bad Mood? He was having a bad hare day
Why Won't Easter Eggs Go Out at Night? They don't want to get beat up.
What Happened When the Easter Bunny Got His Head Stuck in the Fan? He took ears off his life.
How Did the Wet Easter Bunny Dry Off? With a hare dryer.
Where Does Valentines Day Come After Easter? In the dictionary.
Why Was the Easter Bunny Arrested? For hare-assment
What Kind of Bunny Can't Hop? A chocolate one!
Why Did a Fellow Rabbit Say the Easter Bunny Was Self Centered? Because he is eggocentric.