19 Edward Cullen Roasts That Are Out For Blood

Voting Rules
Vote up the most vicious roasts you can really sink your fangs into.

Fans of the Twilight Saga have a lot to say about Edward Cullen. Some people find his personality to be flat, boring, or just plain creepy. Yet, others think he sparkles and dazzles on screen. If you're team Jacob you'll probably love these roasts, and if you're team Edward maybe they'll change your mind. If not you should still be able to laugh along with these fans and their biting remarks.

The stakes have never been higher! Vote up your favorites!

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  • 1
    348 VOTES

    She Isn't Gaston

    She Isn't Gaston
    Photo: user uploaded image
    348 votes
  • 2
    232 VOTES

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

    232 votes
  • 3
    325 VOTES

    How To Remove Imprint

    How To Remove Imprint
    Photo: user uploaded image
    325 votes
  • 4
    382 VOTES

    Never Finished Developing

    382 votes
  • 5
    266 VOTES

    Or Just Wait A Few Years Until He Moves

    266 votes
  • 6
    213 VOTES

    Use Your 100 Year Old Big Boy Brain

    213 votes