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The Best Elephant Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated November 25, 2019 1.7k votes 1k voters 16.6k views 11 items

List Rules Vote up your favorite jokes about elephants

There are like a billion (11) elephant jokes on this list for you. So the next time you go to the zoo and need something to use to break the ice with that cute zookeeper you’ve had your eye on, These might be some perfect opening lines! They might not be, but they also might! You have to try! You'll never know unless you try.

If you’ve ever wondered how a shy elephant might be described, or what you would call an airplane shaped like an elephant, these jokes have the answer. As silly as these jokes might be, there’s no animal quite as fun as an elephant. Blanket statement.

Funny elephant jokes! Elephant puns!

Vote on your favorite joke about elephants!

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What Did The Grape Say W... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Did The Grape Say When The Elephant Stepped On It?
Nothing. It gave a little wine.
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Why Don't Elephants Like... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
Why Don't Elephants Like Playing Cards In The Jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs! 
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What Do You Call An Elep... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant That Doesn't Matter?

An irrelephant. 

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What Do You Call An Elep... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant That Never Washes?

A smellyphant! 

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What Do You Call A Passe... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call A Passenger Plane Shaped Like An Elephant?
A dumbo jet
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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant And A Potato?

Mashed potatoes! 

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What Do You Call An Elep... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Call An Elephant At The North Pole?
Lost.
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What Do You Get When You... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant And A Rhino?
Hellifiknow!
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What's Grey, Beautiful, ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What's Grey, Beautiful, & Wears Glass Slippers?

Cinderelephant! 

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Why Does The Elephant Br... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
Why Does The Elephant Bring Toilet Paper To The Party?

Because he is a party pooper. 

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What's Big And Grey And ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Elephant Jokes
What's Big And Grey And Wears A Mask?

The elephantom of the opera!