Funny Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called  

Jacob Shelton
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After four agonizing years away from the boys, E, Turtle Johnny Drama, Vincent, and Ari are a go in the new Entourage film, and bros all across the world couldn’t be more stoked. Now you know us, we love Entourage. We talk about it all the time bro! But there’s one small problem, that name. Entourage: the movie? We think Entourage’s creator and visionary, Doug Ellin, could have done his fans a solid and tossed around a few other names.

As luck would have it, there’s a rule in Hollywood that says if you come up with a better name for your movie before it goes to Netflix you can change it to whatever you come up with. In an effort to help out team Chase, we’ve come up with a list of better titles for the Entourage movie.

When our new titles for Entourage hit the streets, we fully expect for Ari Gold to call us and demand to sign us to his new movie re-titling agency. That’s the way it works in HOLLYWOOD, BABY! Whether you’re a fan of Entourage or not, there’s something on this list for you. And if you’re one of the fools who doesn’t love the big E (as opposed to the little E), then get ready to have your mind changed (or not?) but if you’re a regular Entourage-head like us, feel free to say “OH YEEEEAH” whenever the feeling strikes you, and check out this list of more appropriate titles for Entourage.

Vote on which title you think is a better fit for Entourage, and if you think of a funny title that fits the film – add it to the list bro!
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Boobs and Famous People, the M... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Boobs and Famous People, the Movie Thanks to Andrew Barker at Variety for that piece of fried gold.

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Basically Season 9, But A Movi... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Basically Season 9, But A Movie

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Did Turtle Lose Weight? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Did Turtle Lose Weight?

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Having Fun Has Never Been So B... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Having Fun Has Never Been So Boring!

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10 3
We Couldn't Get Hired For ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
We Couldn't Get Hired For Anything Else

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Axe Body Spray, But A Movie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Axe Body Spray, But A Movie

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Sex & The City But With 4 ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Sex & The City But With 4 Guys And None Of That Chick Stuff

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9 4
Take A Drink Every Time Someon... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Take A Drink Every Time Someone Says "The Boys"

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The Boys Are Back (And They're... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
The Boys Are Back (And They're Older!)

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Come For The Cameos, Stay Beca... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Come For The Cameos, Stay Because You've Nowhere Else To Go

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Douchebags: The Motion Picture is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
BrandonHoward added Douchebags: The Motion Picture

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Entitlement: The Movie! is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Entitlement: The Movie!

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No Refunds: A Cinematic Experi... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
No Refunds: A Cinematic Experience

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You're Going To Wish This Was ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
You're Going To Wish This Was Viking Quest

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5 3
Please Don't Look At Our R... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Please Don't Look At Our Rotten Tomatoes Score

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10 9
What's Adrien Grenier Been Up ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
What's Adrien Grenier Been Up To For 7 Years?

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Ranker Video
OH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH: The Movie

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7 6
Same Ol' S*** is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Same Ol' S***

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5 4
Who Needs A Plot When We've Go... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Who Needs A Plot When We've Got Babes?

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BRO?!?! YOU STOKED?!?! is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
BRO?!?! YOU STOKED?!?!

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Terrible Attitudes Toward Wome... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Terrible Attitudes Toward Women: The Movie!

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8 9
Hollywood 101 is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Hollywood 101

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4 5
Lifestyle Porn is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Lifestyle Porn

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4 6
The Film Equivalent Of Dad Bod is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
The Film Equivalent Of Dad Bod

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7 11
Misogony On The Big Screen! is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Misogony On The Big Screen!

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Like A Keg Stand For Your Eyes is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Like A Keg Stand For Your Eyes

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We Hope You Know What You'... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
We Hope You Know What You're In For...

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Grown Men Acting Like Children... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Grown Men Acting Like Children: A Film In Three Acts

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Sorry Ladies... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called
Sorry Ladies...