Here's What the Entourage Movie Should've Been Called

After four agonizing years away from the boys, E, Turtle Johnny Drama, Vincent, and Ari are a go in the new Entourage film, and bros all across the world couldn’t be more stoked. Now you know us, we love Entourage. We talk about it all the time bro! But there’s one small problem, that name. Entourage: the movie? We think Entourage’s creator and visionary, Doug Ellin, could have done his fans a solid and tossed around a few other names.

As luck would have it, there’s a rule in Hollywood that says if you come up with a better name for your movie before it goes to Netflix you can change it to whatever you come up with. In an effort to help out team Chase, we’ve come up with a list of better titles for the Entourage movie.

When our new titles for Entourage hit the streets, we fully expect for Ari Gold to call us and demand to sign us to his new movie re-titling agency. That’s the way it works in HOLLYWOOD, BABY! Whether you’re a fan of Entourage or not, there’s something on this list for you. And if you’re one of the fools who doesn’t love the big E (as opposed to the little E), then get ready to have your mind changed (or not?) but if you’re a regular Entourage-head like us, feel free to say “OH YEEEEAH” whenever the feeling strikes you, and check out this list of more appropriate titles for Entourage.

Vote on which title you think is a better fit for Entourage, and if you think of a funny title that fits the film – add it to the list bro!
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  • Basically Season 9, But A Movie
    1

    Basically Season 9, But A Movie

  • Boobs and Famous People, the Movie
    2

    Boobs and Famous People, the Movie

    Thanks to Andrew Barker at Variety for that piece of fried gold.
  • Sex & The City But With 4 Guys And None Of That Chick Stuff
    3

    Sex & The City But With 4 Guys And None Of That Chick Stuff

  • Did Turtle Lose Weight?
    4

    Did Turtle Lose Weight?

  • We Couldn't Get Hired For Anything Else
    5

    We Couldn't Get Hired For Anything Else

  • Take A Drink Every Time Someone Says "The Boys"
    6

    Take A Drink Every Time Someone Says "The Boys"

  • Axe Body Spray, But A Movie
    7

    Axe Body Spray, But A Movie

  • OH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH: The Movie
    8

    OH YEEEEEAAAAAAAH: The Movie

  • Having Fun Has Never Been So Boring!
    9

    Having Fun Has Never Been So Boring!

  • The Boys Are Back (And They're Older!)
    10

    The Boys Are Back (And They're Older!)

  • Come For The Cameos, Stay Because You've Nowhere Else To Go
    11

    Come For The Cameos, Stay Because You've Nowhere Else To Go

  • Douchebags: The Motion Picture
    12

    Douchebags: The Motion Picture

  • No Refunds: A Cinematic Experience
    13

    No Refunds: A Cinematic Experience

  • Entitlement: The Movie!
    14

    Entitlement: The Movie!

  • Same Ol' S***
    15

    Same Ol' S***

  • You're Going To Wish This Was Viking Quest
    16

    You're Going To Wish This Was Viking Quest

  • What's Adrien Grenier Been Up To For 7 Years?
    17

    What's Adrien Grenier Been Up To For 7 Years?

  • BRO?!?! YOU STOKED?!?!
    18

    BRO?!?! YOU STOKED?!?!

  • Hollywood 101
    19

    Hollywood 101

  • Please Don't Look At Our Rotten Tomatoes Score
    20

    Please Don't Look At Our Rotten Tomatoes Score

  • Who Needs A Plot When We've Got Babes?
    21

    Who Needs A Plot When We've Got Babes?

  • Lifestyle Porn
    22

    Lifestyle Porn

  • The Film Equivalent Of Dad Bod
    23

    The Film Equivalent Of Dad Bod

  • Terrible Attitudes Toward Women: The Movie!
    24

    Terrible Attitudes Toward Women: The Movie!

  • Misogony On The Big Screen!
    25

    Misogony On The Big Screen!