After four agonizing years away from the boys, E, Turtle Johnny Drama, Vincent, and Ari are a go in the new Entourage film, and bros all across the world couldn’t be more stoked. Now you know us, we love Entourage. We talk about it all the time bro! But there’s one small problem, that name. Entourage: the movie? We think Entourage’s creator and visionary, Doug Ellin, could have done his fans a solid and tossed around a few other names.
As luck would have it, there’s a rule in Hollywood that says if you come up with a better name for your movie before it goes to Netflix you can change it to whatever you come up with. In an effort to help out team Chase, we’ve come up with a list of better titles for the Entourage movie.
When our new titles for Entourage hit the streets, we fully expect for Ari Gold to call us and demand to sign us to his new movie re-titling agency. That’s the way it works in HOLLYWOOD, BABY! Whether you’re a fan of Entourage or not, there’s something on this list for you. And if you’re one of the fools who doesn’t love the big E (as opposed to the little E), then get ready to have your mind changed (or not?) but if you’re a regular Entourage-head like us, feel free to say “OH YEEEEAH” whenever the feeling strikes you, and check out this list of more appropriate titles for Entourage.Vote on which title you think is a better fit for Entourage, and if you think of a funny title that fits the film – add it to the list bro!
Boobs and Famous People, the MovieThanks to Andrew Barker at Variety for that piece of fried gold.
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