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Youtube The Greatest BURNS in Epic Rap Battles History  

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List Rules Upvote the funniest, most clever and sick BURNS delivered during an Epic Rap Battle. Downvote the weak.

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!! The following is a list of the best burns from Epic Rap Battles of History, the absurdly popular YouTube channel (they have close to 12 million subscribers... SUBSCRIBERS) that features rap battles between historical and fictional figures. From Isaac Newton to Darth Vader. Michael Jackson to Dr. Who.

As with any rap battle, these are all about the SICK BURNS. Epic Rap Battles of History are at their best when somebody is spittin' hot fire and just embarrassing their opponent. So, what do you think is the best burn from Epic Rap Battles of History?

Vote for what you think is the best Epic Battles of History insult, or totally sick burn right now!
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No One In Your Family Ever Lives To See A Sequel (1:19) Clint Eastwood burns Bruce Lee

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Why'd You Name Your Company After Your Dick? (:20) Jobs burns Gates

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I've Seen More Complexity In A Couch From Ikea (1:29) Mozart burns Skrillex

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Now You're 6'6 And Black But Can't Get A Date Hitler burns Darth Vader

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They Say Your Father Was A Great Man You Must Be What's Left (1:07) Obama Burns Romney

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Was That A Verse Or Did You Just Get The Hiccups? (:35) Mozart burns Skrillex

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You Can't Be Too Tough You Got Killed By An Aspirin (1:11) Eastwood burns Bruce Lee

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How Many Times Are They Gonna ReWrite Your Story? (:40) Your powers have been boring since the nineteen F-ing forties! GoKu burns Superman

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Nikra Aled Zurc added I'll Beat Your Ass With One Eye Closed, Boba Fetty Wap (1:59)

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What Comes After The 68th Measure Of Diarrhea? (1:24) Mozart burns Skrillex

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No One Knows What You Are... (:55) ... Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar. Mozart burns Skrillex

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Nikra Aled Zurc added Tell South Carolina Blackbeard Got Capwned (1:52)

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You Played Butthole Roulette And You Lost The Draw (1:18) Sinatra burns Mercury

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You Got Hitched To The Female Version Of Patrick Ewing (2:03) Romney burns Obama

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You Guys Draw More Dicks Than New York Pride (1:34) The Ninja Turtles Burn The Artists

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I've Seen Walter Jr. Handle Walkers Better Than You (1:21) Walter White burns Rick Grimes

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You Got A Bad Case Of No Shirt There, Fabio Flinstone (1:21) Master Chief burns Leonidas

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You're The PBS Version Of Nickelback (:18) Picasso burns Bob Ross

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Here's A Tip, Don't Swallow A Bucket Of Drugs (:19) Michael Jackson burns Elvis Presley 

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Cool Mustache, Wario (:14) Rasputin burns Stalin

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Sweet Robes, Obi Wan-Too Many Days In The Sun (:10) Santa burns Moses

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Used To Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee Now you double-dribble balls that nobody can see. Michael Jordan burns Ali

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Bout To Get Smacked By My Stimulus Package (1:30) Obama burns Romney

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You've Got So Much Experience... (:25) ... Down on your knees. Married a writer but I don't even think you can read. Cleopatra Burns Marilyn 

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I Don't Know What's Lamer... (:53) ... Your fans? Or Your special effects? Doc Brown burns Doctor Who

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kierandell1409 added One More Superman Who's Never Gonna Walk Again

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Your Whole Basketball Career Turned Whack (:40) When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black. Ali Burns Jordan

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You Scream Like A Girl And Got Moves Like Jagger (:30) But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu plater. Eastwood burns Bruce Lee

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You Belong In A Sweatshop (:42) So go ahead... make my iPod. Eastwood burns Bruce Lee

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So Dope That I Even Make New Jersey Look Good (1:01) Edison Burns Tesla... and New Jersey 

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You Wear Too Much Eyeliner (:49) For anyone to adore you. You might as well be working the door at Sephora. Marilyn Monroe burns Cleopatra 

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You Look Tired Kid... (1:28) You got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes. Ruth burns Armstrong

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Oh You Wanna Talk Shop?...(:44) gothed-out fop, go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top. Stephen King burns Poe

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You Would Know About Bread, Dr. Birmingham Sandwich (:49) Boycott those grits. Sit in with some spinach. Gandhi Burns MLK

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Nice Hat... Dork. You Look Like A Duck (:14) Batman burns Sherlock