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The Greatest BURNS in Epic Rap Battles History

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List RulesUpvote the funniest, most clever and sick BURNS delivered during an Epic Rap Battle. Downvote the weak.

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!! The following is a list of the best burns from Epic Rap Battles of History, the absurdly popular YouTube channel (they have close to 12 million subscribers... SUBSCRIBERS) that features rap battles between historical and fictional figures. From Isaac Newton to Darth Vader. Michael Jackson to Dr. Who.

As with any rap battle, these are all about the SICK BURNS. Epic Rap Battles of History are at their best when somebody is spittin' hot fire and just embarrassing their opponent. So, what do you think is the best burn from Epic Rap Battles of History?

Vote for what you think is the best Epic Battles of History insult, or totally sick burn right now!
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    No One In Your Family Ever Lives To See A Sequel (1:19)

    Clint Eastwood burns Bruce Lee
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    Why'd You Name Your Company After Your Dick? (:20)

    Jobs burns Gates
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    You Played Butthole Roulette And You Lost The Draw (1:18)

    Sinatra burns Mercury
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    They Say Your Father Was A Great Man You Must Be What's Left (1:07)

    Obama Burns Romney
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    Was That A Verse Or Did You Just Get The Hiccups? (:35)

    Mozart burns Skrillex
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    I've Seen More Complexity In A Couch From Ikea (1:29)

    Mozart burns Skrillex
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    Now You're 6'6 And Black But Can't Get A Date

    Hitler burns Darth Vader
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    How Many Times Are They Gonna ReWrite Your Story? (:40)

    Your powers have been boring since the nineteen F-ing forties! GoKu burns Superman
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    You Can't Be Too Tough You Got Killed By An Aspirin (1:11)

    Eastwood burns Bruce Lee
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    You Guys Draw More Dicks Than New York Pride (1:34)

    The Ninja Turtles Burn The Artists
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    Your Whole Basketball Career Turned Whack (:40)

    When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black. Ali Burns Jordan
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    I'll Beat Your Ass With One Eye Closed, Boba Fetty Wap (1:59)

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    One More Superman Who's Never Gonna Walk Again

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    What Comes After The 68th Measure Of Diarrhea? (1:24)

    Mozart burns Skrillex
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    You Got Hitched To The Female Version Of Patrick Ewing (2:03)

    Romney burns Obama
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    No One Knows What You Are... (:55)

    ... Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar. Mozart burns Skrillex
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    You Wear Too Much Eyeliner (:49)

    For anyone to adore you. You might as well be working the door at Sephora. Marilyn Monroe burns Cleopatra 
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    You've Got So Much Experience... (:25)

    ... Down on your knees. Married a writer but I don't even think you can read. Cleopatra Burns Marilyn 
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    Cool Mustache, Wario (:14)

    Rasputin burns Stalin
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    Used To Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee

    Now you double-dribble balls that nobody can see. Michael Jordan burns Ali
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    Sweet Robes, Obi Wan-Too Many Days In The Sun (:10)

    Santa burns Moses
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    I've Seen Walter Jr. Handle Walkers Better Than You (1:21)

    Walter White burns Rick Grimes
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    I Don't Know What's Lamer... (:53)

    ... Your fans? Or Your special effects? Doc Brown burns Doctor Who
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    Bout To Get Smacked By My Stimulus Package (1:30)

    Obama burns Romney
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    Tell South Carolina Blackbeard Got Capwned (1:52)