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The Most Ridiculous Inanimate Objects To Ever Come To Life And Feast On Human Suffering

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List RulesVote up the most laughable evil objects to ever become sentient.

When it comes to horror movies, nothing is safe. Not even simple, everyday objects. Evil beds, bloodthirsty tires, killer elevators - all are examples of everyday objects that were turned into evil entities thanks to malevolent forces, crazy curses, or terrible writing.

Here is a small sampling of everyday objects that went from helpful to harmful in the blink of an eye. Vote up the most ridiculous objects of pure evil.

  • Photo: Cult Epics

    Letterboxd review from Bardot4AllUKnow:

    Whenever I hear someone say there is no such thing as a perfect movie, I will now need to respond... but have you seen Death Bed? What impossible dream did this auteur have in mind when he thought of a serial killer bed? How cheap was the budget? How much weed did he smoke before writing this? This all runs through my head as I watch a piece of furniture dissolve people alive.

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  • Letterboxd review from aphstrummer0:

    Definitely the best movie about a killer laundromat I've seen or heard of, and I've spend a lot of time at the laundromat. Too much time.

    This one is just batsh*t, and stupid, and weird, kinda like me, so I guess I'll give it a break. For me, it's not a movie to watch after a few drinks... I felt as though I had fell into a dragging tedious hellscape that was a laundromat.

    Evil object of ridicule?
  • Letterboxd review from raspberrycowboy:

    What if Harmony Korine directed a grindhouse flick?

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    A Bulldozer In 'Killdozer!'

    Photo: ABC

    Letterboxd review from Book of Eibon:

    "Something's wrong, machines just don't run by themselves..."

    This is a cheesy '70s made-for-TV movie, but I really liked how the massive bulldozer peeked around corners and even pulled off some sneaky surprise attacks!

    Evil object of ridicule?