List Rules Vote for your favorite date dodging excuses and share your own
In the world of Tinder and OKCupid, it’s practically impossible not to find yourself on a bad date or two, so why not have some good excuses to get out of a date? It’s a fundamental risk you take on the journey to true love. So you’ve no doubt been in the awkward position of having committed to a date that you desperately don’t want to go on. Maybe you were set up by your mom or a well-meaning friend, or perhaps you were just so caught off-guard when the invitation presented itself that you muttered “okay” without thinking it through. Worse yet, maybe you didn’t realize the date would be terrible until you were already trapped at the table. Regardless of the situation, don’t worry; we’ve got your back when it comes to good date excuses. We put together an extensive collection of good excuses to get out of a date, for just such occasions!
If you’re the type that isn’t out to hurt anybody’s feelings, but also can’t bear the thought of struggling through four hours of mindless small talk, you’ve come to the right place! After all, who doesn’t understand their date canceling because they got a migraine, or their grandma died, or their parole officer showed up for a surprise home inspection? Here we’ve put together a list that’ll make you a master of the artful date dodge in no time.
Are you an expert on date excuses? Think you have something clever to add to this list of the best excuses to get out of a date? Share them with the world! Add your best lies… er, excuses here. Then make sure to vote on your favorite ones.
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You're Just Not that into Them But Wish Them the Best
The Ace in the Hole: You're Feeling Sick
Professional Emergency! You Suddenly Got Called into Work
The F Bomb: You Think You're Better as Friends
Your Headache Turned into a Massive Migraine
You're Focusing on Yourself Right Now
You're Having Lady Problems. Bad Ones
BFF Duty Calls! Your Friend's Tanked and Needs a D.D.
Uh Oh! It's an "Emergency" Phone Call!
Uh Oh! Feels Like Food Poisoning!
You're Saving Yourself for Marriage
Your Sister's Sick and You Must Care for Her
One of Your Six Kids Has a Birthday Party
A Pipe in Your Bathroom Burst
Your Crazy Grandpa Escaped the Old Folks' Home Again
Your Therapist Says You Have Intimacy Issues
You Just Spotted Your Crazy Ex and Must Flee!
Your AA Sponsor Said You Aren't Ready To Date
You Suddenly Rekindled an Old Flame
You Just Gave Blood and Feel Dizzy
Your Parole Officer Just Showed Up for a Surprise Inspection
Your Dog Just Ate All of Your Thin Mints and Needs to Go to the Hospital
You've Developed an Allergy and It's Starting to Attack
You've Got Jury Duty #ThanksObama
You've Already Eaten
Your Car Died. On a Deserted Road. In Canada
You've Been Arrested
You Participated In A Gang Bang, And You Still Can't Walk Right
Tom Derr added Grandma died
Oops, You Lost Your Keys. Forever
You Had an Eye Appointment and Can't Even With Light
Your Great Aunt Mildred Just Died
You're Experiencing a Do-It-Yourself Hair-Dye Disaster
You Have Plans to Study Scripture
Your Kid Is Finally Getting Out of Juvie... Again
MatthewGill added You Have the Squits
This Week is Sacred in Your Little Known Religion
You Were Just Mugged and May Never Trust Again
Ah, You Got Audited! This Could Take Months to Sort Out
not on the list? add item #40
List Rules: Vote for your favorite date dodging excuses and share your own