As the old aphorism goes, "beauty is pain." It's a philosophy that goes back a long way, and spans a myriad of bizarre practices from sadistic (if whimsical) weight loss techniques to the barbaric practice of foot-binding. Today's beauty regimens are comparatively less extreme, on the whole, but not to worry: the world still abounds with strange and exotic techniques for making oneself alluring.
Read on to find out why people encapsulated their heads in Medieval-torture devices, allowed themselves to be impaled through the mouth, bored holes into their cheeks to make dimples, and even (literally) set themselves on fire. All in the name of glamour and eternal youth.
Setting Your Face On Fire For Beauty
Sometimes the term "smoking hot" has literal connotations. According to Oddity Central, Huo Liao ("fire treatment") cosmetic procedures are all the rage in China. The ritual goes like this:
"Therapists prepare a special towel soaked in a ‘secret elixir’ and a little alcohol. The towel is then lit up, only to be put out just a few seconds later with another towel.[The technique] is said to stimulate the skin and address dullness, sagging and wrinkles. And it isn’t just for beauty, it is said to relax the muscles and make you feel great as well."
Does a forest fire feel "great" as it consumes massive acres of trees? It's a question worth pondering, but at least you get to look fabulous as you mull it over.
A "Freckle Removing Device" That Looks Like A Giallo Murder-Method
Some people hate their freckles so much they're willing to have their eyes sucked out and have metal spikes inserted through their mouths just in order to be rid of them. Well, not literally, but that's exactly the kind of torture that the above-pictured device seems to be depicting. As the article Little Shop of Beauty Horrors puts it,
"Italian physician Dr. M. Matarasso began using carbon dioxide to freeze off freckles in the '30s. A sharp point, like a lead pencil, was used to remove each individual freckle and after a week, the skin would heal freckle-free. Although Dr. Matarasso revolutionized the use of dry ice, he also gave us a thousand nightmares and this image burned into our brains forever."
A "Beauty Measuring" Invention That Looks Like A Medieval Torture Device
The Vintage News put it best: Max Factor's "Beauty Micrometer," invented in 1935, actually looks like something out of Hellraiser. Designed to "help in the identification of the areas of a person’s face which need to have their appearance reduced or enhanced by make-up," the contraption was basically an immobilizing birdcage. It's also rather reminiscent of the famous "forced viewing" scene in A Clockwork Orange... not a normal thing to look for in your beauty products.
Dimple Makers, For Beautiful Punctured Cheeks
Dimples are a rare and charming feature to have, but not everybody is lucky enough to be born with them. That's why one Mrs. E. Isabella Gilbert took it upon herself to invent a device that bores "self-made" dimples into your face in 1936. Though said contraption - known simply as "The Dimple-Maker" - was eventually denounced by the American Medical Association, it did manage to make quite the dent in the beauty industry, for awhile.