Weird Nature People Who Almost Killed Themselves Trying to Kill Spiders  

Jacob Shelton
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Let’s face it, no matter how tough you are, spiders are creepy. They may be some of the oldest types of life on the planet, but there’s nothing natural about the way they walk, eat, or hang out in their webs all day waiting for a delicious snack. But that being said, there’s no reason to crash your car, or set a gas station on fire when you’re dealing with a spider. Usually, a rolled up newspaper, or a shoe will get the job done. But some people have an extreme fear of spiders and when they see one, they don’t react like a normal person would. For further proof, check out this list of people who almost killed themselves trying to kill a spider.

Accidents caused by spiders seem to be happening more often. Either there are more spiders, or more people that are arachnophobic. Either way, it’s scary! Having an unnecessary overreaction to spiders doesn’t just mean that you’ll feel like a dummy for punching a hole in your wall, it can mean death or critical injuries for the people around you. To make sure you don’t end up on a list of accidents caused by bugs, take a deep breath the next time you see a spider, and whatever you do – please don’t light it on fire. Vote on the most extreme overreactions to a spider, and then tell us about how you blew up your garage trying to defend your home from an eight legged monster.

Woman Rolls Her Car When A Spider Drops In On Her


Woman Rolls Her Car When A Spi... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list People Who Almost Killed Themselves Trying to Kill Spiders
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On September 21, 2016, a woman in Portland, OR rolled her car off the road when a spider dropped from the rearview mirror, scaring the living sh*t out of her. The unnamed motorist lost control of her sedan, flipping the vehicle into a roadside ditch. Though the car was totaled, the driver escaped with a relatively harmless scratch on her hand. Police searched for the spider, but were unable to find it. It's unclear whether it was injured. 

Man Sets Fire To Gas Station In Detroit


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A man in Detroit tried to kill a spider while gassing up. His weapon of choice? A lighter. Apparently he forgot about that whole "no smoking" rule at gas stations and the pump burst into flames. The man apologized, but it's still a pretty dumb decision.

Welsh Woman Sets Fire To Her Cottage With Homemade Flamethrower


Welsh Woman Sets Fire To Her C... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list People Who Almost Killed Themselves Trying to Kill Spiders
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In 2014, a Welsh woman decided to kill a spider in a truly imaginative way, by dousing the spider in aerosol and lighting it on fire. If that sounds nuts, it's because duh it's totally effing crazy. The fire quickly spread, turning the spider fire into a full on house fire. 


Essex Man Blows Himself Up Trying to Kill Spider


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A British man almost won a Darwin Award in 2010 when he tried to kill a house spider by spraying it with a flammable aerosol can - and then sparked a lighter to see if it was dead. The spark caused an explosion so powerful that it blew the man off of his feet and caused several flash burns to his head, and hands. There's no word on if the spider escaped the scene unharmed.