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The Most Regrettable Face Tattoos Ever

Updated March 19, 2020 141.5k votes 24.9k voters 41.4m views33 items

Let’s face it - we’ve all made a terrible decision, at least once. Most of us probably harbor cringeworthy regrets that, after overcoming the initial self-loathing period, make us grateful we’ve matured and moved on from that time in our lives. But what if you had to wake up every morning and stare at your biggest regret in the mirror? What if your biggest regret was permanently stained on your face? Welcome to the world of terrible face tattoos!

When you think about it, there’s really no higher form of commitment than a face tat. You can’t divorce it. You can’t tell your tattoo you need some space and you’ll be getting your own apartment for a while. No amount of bleach will scrub it clean and no amount of booze can make you forget you have a giant penis inked across your cheekbone (yes, a penis- there’s photographic evidence below). All in all none of these are as classy as Wiz Khalifa's face tattoos.

Okay, okay, we know what you’re thinking. What if these permanently masked people get rid of all the mirrors in their homes and never sneak glances in car windows or reflective downtown buildings? Then their physical appearance won’t have a negative psychological effect on their day-to-day lives! WRONG. Have you ever gone on a job interview with a tattoo of your boyfriend’s name (in Old English, size 220 font) scrawled across your cheeks? Have you ever tried to bring home a grown-ass, checker-faced man to meet your mother?

If you answered yes to either of those questions, you probably won’t be as entertained by the crazy face tattoo fails we’ve compiled in this list. If you answered no (high five), get ready to be wooed and wowed by the most painfully epic face tattoos out there. These people might have wanted to consider a center chest tattoo first. Are there any good face tattoo ideas? You be the judge! These guys probably wished they went for one of these gamer tattoos instead. They are also no better than these popular girl tattoos. Maybe they should have taken a hint for Curtis Jackson and gotten a 50 cent back tattoo.

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    YOLO!

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    Ever Wondered What a Bad Acid Trip Looks Like?

    Ever Wondered What a Bad Acid Trip Looks Like?
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    Without Completing Any Research, We Know This Girl's Ancient Tribal Tattoo Is Symbolic of Unemployment and Loneliness

    Without Completing Any Research, We Know This Girl's Ancient Tribal Tattoo Is Symbolic of Unemployment and Loneliness
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    London's Calling... They Sounded Pretty Embarrassed

    London's Calling... They Sounded Pretty Embarrassed
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