Total Nerd 16 Cringeworthy Facts You Forgot About The Notorious Star Wars Holiday Special  

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The infamous Holiday Special is sort of a cinematic Bigfoot. It's so notorious, everyone reading this knows which Holiday Special we’re talking about. Many speak of it, but few have actually seen it, and facts about The Star Wars Holiday Special are sparse and murky. The Special was a much-hyped television event that aired exactly once in 1978, and has since been passed around via bootlegged tapes and, eventually, Internet piracy. The singular live airing adds to the event’s mystique, but it was hidden for reasons more closely related to shame.

The "story" follows Chewbacca’s Wookiee family as they await Chewie’s return for Life Day, which is basically Space Christmas. The Special is a sort of variety show, with multiple bizarre, oddly placed vignettes interspersed throughout the main drama. The story of what happened to The Star Wars Holiday Special is almost as outrageous as the film itself. George Lucas, in a rare moment of honest self-assessment, hated the entire thing, and tried to erase it from history. Sadly for Mr. Lucas, nerds have famously long and detailed memories, so the infamous dumpster fire of a TV special lives on to induce ignominy in an entirely new generation of Star Wars fans.

It Only Aired Once, But Drew In Massive Audiences


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The Star Wars Holiday Special, ostensibly a Christmas film, aired only once, on November 17, 1978. It was a highly anticipated event, with a full-page advertisement in TV Guide (that was a big deal, at the time) and a runtime of 98 minutes. A massive home audience tuned in for the second installment in the Star Wars saga - and probably came away with a serious urge to become a Trekkie. The Special reportedly reached around 13 million American homes. 

Carrie Fisher Seemed High As Balls While Singing The "Happy Life Day" Song


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The Holiday Special culminates in a musical number where Princess Leia sings the "Life Day" song, which conveniently goes to the tune of the Star Wars theme. This performance was a major reason Carrie Fisher signed on to the Special in the first place, as she was looking to launch her own musical career.

The "Life Day" song obviously didn’t help her there, although the quality of her singing suggests she wouldn’t have had much success as a vocalist anyway. To make matters worse (and more awkward), Fisher appears to be completely lit up on cocaine throughout the entirety of her appearance, which may have actually been the case, given her personal history.

Chewbacca’s Dad Watches Hologram ~Erotica~


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Perhaps the most bizarre scene in the entire Holiday Special occurs fairly early on, when Chewbacca’s father, Itchy (seriously), plugs into his personal hologram machine, the Mind Evaporator. Despite the foreboding title, the Mind Evaporator allows users to turn their fantasies into holographic realities.

Itchy immediately uses it to imagine a human woman in a revealing dress and a bad wig, because apparently Chewie’s dad is into some deeply freaky stuff. She starts by attempting, quite successfully, to the seduce the elderly Wookiee with a bit of breathy dialogue about how “adorable” he is. The woman then sings a vaguely erotic song, while Windows Media Player effects play in the background. Throughout the show, Itchy grunts with what appears to be sexual pleasure, despite the fact that his entire family is in the house. What a pervert.

It Featured The First Appearance Of Boba Fett


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For such a widely panned installment of the Star Wars franchise, the Holiday Special did introduce at least one important element to the mythos. The broadcast marked the official debut of Boba Fett, who would go on to be one of the most popular characters in the original trilogy (despite a serious lack of screentime).

Boba had appeared in various promotional images, and George Lucas thought the Holiday Special was the perfect place for the Fett-man to make his onscreen debut before The Empire Strikes Back. Boba Fett appears in a colorful and trippy animated sequence, based on the artwork of French artist Mœbius.

Boba rides an alien dinosaur and has more cool dialogue than in the rest of the films combined. Oddly enough, he’s referred to as “Darth Vader’s right-hand man.” Most agree this is the best part of the entire Holiday Special, although that’s not exactly a high bar.