Comedy Fading Gigolo Movie Quotes  

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"Fading Gigolo" movie quotes follow two men who venture into the world's oldest profession. The comedy film was written and directed by John Tuturro. Tuturro also stars in the film alongside Woody Allen, Sharon Stone, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Paradis and Liev Schreiber. "Fading Gigolo" opened in the United States on April 18, 2014.

In "Fading Gigolo," Murray (Allen) hears that his dermatologist, Dr. Parker (Stone), that she and girlfriend Selima (Vergara) are seeking a gentleman to join them for a menage a trois. Dr. Parker asks Murray if he knows anyone, which gives Murray an idea. His friend, Fioravante (Tuturro) could use some work and would be great for the job.

After some convincing that he's sexy enough, Fioravante begins work as a gigolo with Murray as his pimp. Fioravante satisfies both Dr. Parker and Selima during trial runs and soon begins servicing another local woman, Avigal (Paradis). But when Dovi (Schreiber) learns that Woody and Fioravante are servicing Avigal, a widow of a local Chasidic Rabbi, things get ugly, fast.

"Fading Gigolo" is just one of many movies opening or playing in the spring of 2014 alongside "Transcendence," "A Haunted House 2," "Heaven is for Real," "Draft Day," "Under the Skin," "Dom Hemingway," "Joe," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Sabotage," "Noah," "Blood Ties," the "Veronica Mars" movie, "Need for Speed," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "300: Rise of an Empire," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "Cheap Thrills," "Monuments Men," "Winter's Tale," "RoboCop (2014), "About Last Night," "Vampire Academy," "The Lego Movie," "Gimme Shelter," "I, Frankenstein," "Ride Along," and "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit."

I Was Thinking of You

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Murray: "I have a very funny story to tell you. Today I was at my dermatologist's. She tells me she was with her girlfriend. They came to the conclusion that they both wanted to have a menage. She asked me, do I know anybody. I said, 'yeah, it will cost you a thousand bucks.' I was thinking of you."
Fioravante: "Are you on drugs?"
Murray: "Apart from my Zoloft, no."

After hearing of an unusual desire belonging to his dermatologist, Murray takes it upon himself to fulfill her fantasy. Murray knows just the guy for the job too.
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I Am Not a Beautiful Man

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Fioravante: "You need a young, slick, leading-man type."
Murray: "This is exactly my point."
Fioravante: "Me? I am not a beautiful man."
Murray: "Did I say you were beautiful? But, you have a different quality. You have a certain kind of sex appeal."
Fioravante: "Thank you."
Murray: "Is Mick Jagger a beautiful man? The guy opens his mouth to sing, it's a horror but it's hot. Mick is hot and that's what you've got. Let me ask you a question. You look good without your clothes, right?"
Fioravante: "How do you know?"
Murray: "Cause some guys just look better when they're naked. I figured, you're one."
Fioravante: "What does that have to do with Mick Jagger? He's rich and he's famous."
Murray: "Yes, but you're sexy!"
Fioravante: "Says who?"
Murray: "Says me"
Fioravante: "You're a sick man. You need help."
Murray: "I go for help twice a week."
Fioravante: "You need a guy like Tom Ford or George Clooney."
Murray: "You're not that. You're a, um, a man's man in a certain way, you know. You're not afraid to get dirty. You get your hands dirty. You work with plants and earth and wires and drain pipes and bowls. You do disgusting work. You're not afraid."
Fioravante: "Hey!"
Murray: "You're interesting in a very positive way."
Fioravante: "Thank you."

Murray tries his best to explain why he has such faith that Fioravante would do well in the world's oldest profession. Fioravante on the other hand does not see himself in the same way.
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Do You Have Any Idea What Goes On Inside a Woman's Head?

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Selima: "Do you have any idea what goes on inside a woman's head?"
Fioravante: "If I knew that I wouldn't be here."
Selima: "Funny, you're funny. I like that. A woman is meant to be looked at or else she'll just fade away. Let's see what you can do."

To see if Fioravante would be a good fit for a menage a trois with her and Dr. Parker, Selima takes him for a spin of her own. First though, she gives him a little guidance.
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What I Do?

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Murray: "What is this? I think you've got the wrong guy. I've already been circumcised."
Dovi: "Come on, come on, come on, enough talk. In, in in! Get it, in!"
Murray: "What I do? Break the dietary laws?"
Dovi: "He's loose! He's moving! He's on the loose! He's on the run! Get him!"

Dovi: "There's a certain woman in our community, I've never seen her smile, not like this."

Murray is startled when he's approached by a bunch of Jewish men in the street and begins asking what rules he's broken. Little does he know, they already know about his business and are not happy about it.
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