Total Nerd Movies From Your Childhood That Taught You Bad Lessons  

Jordan Breeding
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List Rules Vote up the movies that taught you all the wrong things.

Kids' movies are typically supposed to promote wholesome values. Perhaps more importantly, movies are also supposed to make lots and lots of money. In their pursuit of cash, filmmakers sometimes don't spend much time on the wholesome values, and they inadvertently release family movies with the wrong messages. So a film seemingly about friendship or family might also feature problematic themes like misogyny or racism.

At the time, it probably didn't seem like a big deal. Kids watching movies like Mrs. Doubtfire or The Mask likely don't think twice about how creepy and messed-up the male protagonists are in those films. They just seem like wacky - but ultimately endearing - characters. Go back and watch your favorites again, though, and you'll notice you took in tons of movies that messed kids up.

Blank Check is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Movies From Your Childhood That Taught You Bad Lessons
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures

There's a lot wrong with Blank Check. For one thing, it glorifies extreme spending and the pursuit of money at all costs, even when it's unethical. It also encourages inappropriate relationships between children and adults.

The agent assigned to the case of "Mr. Macintosh" is an adult woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She spends most of the film with a preteen boy in middle school. Not just spending time, either - the two go on dates, run through water fountains, and ultimately share a kiss on the mouth. That's not something kids should watch, lest they think it's okay for strange adults to show them affection in that way.

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#72 on The Best Disney Live-Action Movies

#83 on The Best Movies of 1994

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Dennis the Menace is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Movies From Your Childhood That Taught You Bad Lessons
Photo:  Warner Bros.

Dennis the Menace really wants viewers to be okay with a horrible child. Dennis is incredibly energetic, and his boundless enthusiasm leads him to do things like break into other people's homes and shoot pills into their mouths with a slingshot. That's not normal behavior, but somehow Dennis is the protagonist of the film, while all the adults who'd prefer not to be abused by a child are the bad guys.

The movie encourages destructive and annoying behavior because that's what kids are evidently supposed to do. George tells Dennis's parents, "Kids are kids. You have to play by their rules. If you can't do that, you're in trouble. You must roll with the punches. You must expect the unexpected." Kids watching the movie probably realized they could get away with anything if they acted crazy enough.

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#51 on The Best Movies of 1993

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Heavyweights is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Movies From Your Childhood That Taught You Bad Lessons
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures

Obviously, fat-shaming and looking down on people for their weight are terrible things nobody should do. Still, the message behind Heavyweights isn't great.

When the kids first arrive at the weight-loss camp, it turns out all of them have smuggled in tons of junk food. Tony Perkis throws it all away, and the audience is supposed to see him as a villain. He's evil because he won't let them squirt chocolate syrup directly into their mouths.

Sure, Tony is a little crazy, and his motivations aren't in the right place, but he's at least trying to get these kids to adopt healthy habits. Kids watching the movie might assume anybody who tries to get them to exercise or eat better is an evil dirtbag, when they're probably just trying to help.

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The Parent Trap is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Movies From Your Childhood That Taught You Bad Lessons
Photo:  Walt Disney Pictures

The Parent Trap is about two long-lost twins scheming to get their divorced parents to fall back in love. To do this, they not only have to convince their parents of their feelings for each other, but they also have to break up their father's engagement. That's more than a little messed up. Who are these two kids to mess with their father's love life?

Their plans work in the film, but it could set unrealistic expectations for other kids with divorced parents. If they only try hard enough, they can get their parents back together, and everything will be fine. The Parent Trap teaches children not to accept that their parents have moved on, and instead to hate any new stepparents and refuse to let them into their lives.

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#51 on The Best Movies of 1998

#2 on The Best Movies for Young Girls

#3 on The Best Movies for Tweens

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