Graveyard Shift Famous People Suspected Of Being Shapeshifting Reptilian Elites  

Jake Black
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It's hard to be surprised by anything our favorite celebrities do these days, unless of course they reveal they’re actually lizard people sent to Earth to dominate and control humankind. According to a recent poll, 12 million Americans actually believe that reptilian celebrities are ruling the world, and they can kind of, sort of, maybe provide photo evidence of lizard people caught transitioning between their reptilian and human forms.

If the Internet's conspiracy theories are correct, there’s no shortage of lizard people in the world who wake up every day, brush their reptilian teeth, strap on their human skin suit, and dominate all aspects of our culture. From actors to politicians to CEOs of major companies, lizard people are not only supposedly lurking among us, but they're controlling our lives.

 

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Video evidence shows Miley blinking sideways, a common lizard-person phenomenon where the pupils briefly appear slit-like and look similar to a cat's. Lizard Miley's dual life gives a whole new meaning to "The Best Of Both Worlds."

Age: 25

Birthplace: Nashville, Tennessee, United States of America

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Hillary Clinton is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Famous People Suspected Of Being Shapeshifting Reptilian Elites
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If there’s one person from the 2016 presidential election who’s a member of the shapeshifting reptilian alien elite it’s definitely… Hillary Clinton? The Internet speculates that Hillary and Bill Clinton are actually lizards for many reasons, most notably because the only way to continue reptilian domination of the planet is to continuously run for president. Oh, and because she was spotted spitting something green and egg-like out of her mouth on video.

The reptilian proof just keeps on coming with this YouTube video that got over half a million views. The video claims that Clinton had to cancel an event after exhibiting lizard-like eye movements in a Philadelphia speech. In another now infamous video, Hillary’s inner lizard supposedly tries to escape in front of a group of reporters.

Like any good reptile in a position of power, Hillary Clinton has gone on record stating that she’s interested in alien abductions and that she believes there are enough abduction stories that she doesn’t think "everyone is just sitting in their kitchen making them up.”

Age: 70

Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, United States of America

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Mark Zuckerberg is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Famous People Suspected Of Being Shapeshifting Reptilian Elites
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In 2016 Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hosted a Q&A on Facebook Live where he was asked if he's a shapeshifting alien reptile. Zuckerberg said, seemingly nervous, “Umm… I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with 'no' on that. I am not a lizard.” The questions were presumably prescreened, which raised suspicions as to why Zuckerberg would choose that particular inquiry in the first place.

Those who believe Zuckerberg is really an alien reptile point to the fact that he has more influence than most people on the planet, a hallmark of lizard people. Plus he’s not exactly known for being a personable guy; his vacant stare, robotic speech patterns, and limited display of emotion are all reasons that Mark Zuckerberg, despite his suspicious denial, could actually be a reptilian elite.

Age: 33

Birthplace: White Plains, New York, United States of America

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Beyoncé Knowles is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Famous People Suspected Of Being Shapeshifting Reptilian Elites
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Public perception toward Beyoncé is that she can do no wrong. But what if this whole time Beyoncé has been hiding the fact that she’s actually a member of the reptilian elite? According to conspiracy theorists, the real Beyonce died in 2000 and was replaced with a lizard clone.

Photo archives compiled by online sleuths purport that the singer alternated between vastly different looks in the 2000s, including changing her hairline and teeth. Conspiracy theorists also cite a video where Beyoncé’s baby bump looks strangely inflatable and another where she sways from side to side for seemingly no reason during a Brooklyn Nets game. Clearly, all signs point to the fact that she's a contemporary R&B/pop lizard superstar. Come on alien reptilian elite, now let's get in formation.

Age: 36

Birthplace: Houston, Texas, United States of America

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