It's hard to be surprised by anything our favorite celebrities do these days - unless, of course, they reveal they’re actually lizard people sent to Earth to dominate and control humankind. According to a 2016 poll, 12 million Americans actually believe that reptilian celebrities are ruling the world, and they can kind of, sort of, maybe provide photographic evidence of lizard people caught transitioning between their reptilian and human forms.
If the internet's conspiracy theories are correct, there’s no shortage of lizard people in the world who wake up every day, brush their reptilian teeth, strap on their human skin suit, and dominate all aspects of our culture. From actors to politicians to CEOs of major companies, lizard people are not only supposedly lurking among us, but also controlling our lives.
In 2016 Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hosted a Q&A on Facebook Live where he was asked if he's a shapeshifting alien reptile. Zuckerberg reportedly seemed nervous, denying the claim and calling the question "very silly." The questions were presumably prescreened, which raised suspicions as to why Zuckerberg would choose that particular inquiry in the first place.
Those who believe Zuckerberg is really an alien reptile point to the fact that he has more influence than most people on the planet, a hallmark of the lizard people. Plus he’s not exactly known for being a personable guy; some claim that his vacant stare, robotic speech patterns, and limited emotional range are all reasons that Zuckerberg, despite his denial, could actually be a reptilian elite.
Birthplace: White Plains, New York
That’s right - Elon Musk of Tesla, SpaceX, and wanting-to-nuke-Mars fame might be an alien lizard. It's a theory that Musk himself seems eager to bring up, and like Zuckerberg, he’s done so publicly. In one tweet he wrote, "The rumor that I’m building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue."
He admitted on Stephen Colbert’s show that he wants to "drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles" of Mars. He claims it might warm the planet enough to make it habitable, but others suspect it's because Martians are the sworn enemies of reptilian elites. Additionally, Justine Musk, Elon’s ex-wife, sees him as the Terminator. "He locks his gaze on to something and says, 'It shall be mine,'" she said.
Birthplace: Pretoria, South Africa
People on the internet speculate that Hillary and Bill Clinton are actually lizards for many reasons, most notably because the only way to continue reptilian domination of the planet is to continually run for president. Oh, and because she was spotted spitting something green and egg-like out of her mouth on video.
The reptilian evidence just keeps on coming with this YouTube video that got over half a million views. The video suggests that Clinton had to cancel an event after exhibiting lizard-like eye movements in a Philadelphia speech. In another now infamous video, Hillary’s inner lizard supposedly tries to escape in front of a group of reporters.
Some theories also point to Clinton's reported statements that she’s interested in UFOs and believes the government should disclose what it knows about them.
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, United States of America
Video evidence seems to show Miley blinking sideways, a common lizard-person phenomenon where the pupils briefly appear slit-like and look similar to a cat's. Lizard Miley's dual life could give a whole new meaning to "The Best Of Both Worlds."
Birthplace: Franklin, Tennessee, United States of America