Fans Are Making Up Their Own Bogus Pieces Of Obscure 'Harry Potter' Lore & It Is Pretty Darn Amusing

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Vote up the lore that makes you laugh.

Over the years, Harry Potter scribe JK Rowling and the Harry Potter community have revealed small statements and obscure lore about the Wizarding World that have been both fascinating and, well, a little odd. From the silent "T" in Voldemort to the weird bathroom habits of wizards, the more information that is revealed, the stranger the Wizarding World gets. In response, fans have started creating their own tidbits of obscure lore that are ludicrous enough to be funny, yet plausible enough to be believed.

Here are a few examples of faux facts regarding Harry Potter. Vote up the lore that makes you laugh. 


  • 1
    210 VOTES

    The Cursed Child: Part II

    From Redditor u/veloca_rapper:

    Dudley Dursley has a muggle-born daughter who gets a Hogwarts letter. Dudley reconnects with Harry so he can learn about magic and be the opposite of his parents.

  • 2
    140 VOTES

    'New At Flourish And Blotts Bookseller...'

    From Redditor u/Lord_Malgus:

    There's a witch writer called K.J. Lowring famous for her muggle book series Harold Rogers where the protagonist engages in wacky muggle adventures.

    From Redditor u/stegasaurusteeth:

    With sidekicks Roberta Beasley and Herman Danger.

  • 3
    85 VOTES

    The Origin Of Nessie

    From Redditor u/Onthhunt007:

    The Loch Ness Monster is someone who tried to make Polyjuice Potion with basilisk DNA.

     

  • 4
    89 VOTES

    Game Night

    From Redditor u/Decantus:

    There is a Wizarding World version of Magic: The Gathering is called Muggles: The Congregation.

  • 5
    103 VOTES

    Family Secrets

    From Redditor u/Bagabundoman:

    George Weasley was adopted. Not Fred though.

    From Redditor u/NattyLightNattyLife:

    One of my favorite quotes from any piece of Harry Potter media comes from an interview with the Phelps twins, the actors who played Fred and George:

    Interviewer: "So are you two actually twins in real life?"
    Phelps: "No it's funny. We actually met at the audition."

    That line kills me every time...

  • 6
    46 VOTES

    Firebolt Fun 'Fact'