List RulesVote up the farming jokes that are sure to sprout a laugh.
Farmers play an important role in everyday life, making sure all of us has delicious fruits and vegetables waiting for us at the grocery store. They also have an awesome sense of humor if these funny farmer jokes are any indication.
Hopefully, these jokes won't be too corny for you. There is a true surplus of silly farm jokes here for you to enjoy that are sure to produce a smile. Every aspect of farming is covered here. Whether you are ready to laugh about riding a tractor or herding livestock, there is bound to be something here that will tickle your funny bone. Naturally, no list about farming would be complete without a few zingers about farm animals. Pigs, chickens, horses, and sheep may be cute, but they can also inspire good, old-fashioned, clean jokes for farmers.
Some of these jokes may just mooooo-ve you to tears. Once you are done reading them, gather up all your buddies from 4-H, and you will become the funniest person at the next barn raising. Make sure to vote on which jokes were your favorites, so other farmers know what to tell the horses next time to get them neighing with laughter.
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3022What Did the Farmer Get When He Crossed an Owl With a Goat?
A Hoo-tinanny!
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2013What Is a Happy Farmer's Favorite Candy?
A Jolly Rancher!
- 31610
Why Shouldn't You Tell a Secret on a Farm?
Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes!
- 4105
How Did the Farmer Find His Lost Cow?
He tractor down.
- 5108
Grain Farmers Have a Tough Life...
They barley survive from wheat to wheat.
- 674
What Is a Scarecrow's Favorite Fruit?
Straw-berries.
- 775
Where Do Farmers Get Their Medicine From?
At the farm-acist!
- 81213
What Do You Get When You Cross a Farmer With Some Trendy Headphones?
Beets by Dre.
- 91010
Why Do Cows Like Being Told Farmer Jokes?
They like being amoosed.
- 101010
Why Did the Cow Jump Over the Moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
- 1177
Why Did the Pig Take a Bath?
Because the farmer said, "Hogwash!"
- 1277
Where Do Farmers Send Their Kids to Grow?
Kinder-garden.
- 1370
I Tried to Navigate the Farmer's Field...
But it was a maize.
- 1478
Why Did the Scarecrow Win a Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
- 1554
What New Crop Did the Farmer Plant?
Beets me!
- 1650
Did You Hear About the Farmer Who Ploughed His Field With a Steamroller?
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
- 1752
Why Did the Farmer Call His Pig "Ink?"
Because it was always running out of the pen.
- 1852
What Type of Horses Only Go Out at Night?
Night-mares.
- 1920
As a Farmer, I've Heard a Lot of Jokes About Sheep...
I would tell them to my dog, but he's herd them all.
- 2020
What Happened When the Farmer Crossed a Chili Pepper, a Shovel, and a Dog?
He got a hot-diggity-dog.
- 2155
Why Can't the Bankrupt Farmer Complain?
Because he's got no beef.
- 2224
What Did the Farmer Say When His Fat Pig Wouldn't Fit Inside the Pen?
"There's more there than meets the sty."
- 23710
What Do Farmers Talk About When They Milk the Cows?
Udder nonsense!
- 2402
Why Are Farmers Cruel?
They pull corn by the ears.
- 25613
What Do Farmers Use to Make Crop Circles?
A pro-tractor.