Fat Jokes

List of fat jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at fat jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns, including some of the best yo mama so fat jokes. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of fat jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The funny fat jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through the list of fat jokes below and vote for your favorites. After you're finished, head on over and vote on the funniest anti-jokes as well!

  • 1
    22,063 VOTES

    How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
    22,063 votes
  • 2
    15,796 VOTES

    Yo Mama so fat

    She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
    15,796 votes
  • 3
    14,559 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains."
    14,559 votes
  • 4
    10,906 VOTES


    Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
    10,906 votes
  • 5
    10,088 VOTES

    Last Christmas

    Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
    10,088 votes
  • 6
    6,536 VOTES


    Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
    6,536 votes