Relationships Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)  

Lauren Slocum
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List Rules Ladies, vote up the worst offenses that would make you cancel your next date.

How can I put this lightly? Okay, I can't. Dating sucks! Sure, it’s fun to get dolled up, talk about yourself, and receive flattery from strangers, but after several rounds of douchey duds, you’ve sworn off dating forever and you’re ready to join a nudist commune in Colorado. So what’s the deal? Why can’t we just make some sexy eye contact in a bar, follow our pheromones, and call it a date?

Bad dates are a lot easier to come by than good dates. When you’re looking for something more than just a casual hookup, there are tons of dating deal breakers floating around in your subconscious as you judge your date from across the table. Why is he talking about himself so much? Why is he talking about his mom so much? Is that a tattoo of a yin yang on his wrist? Is he already drunk off that lemon drop?

If you’ve ever found yourself on a bad date, you can probably commiserate with many of the inexcusable deal breakers listed below. And if you’re just getting back into the game, read through this list of the worst dating offenses ever before you start weeding through your OKCupid messages.

Which characteristics cause you to kick that a**hat to the curb? Vote for the deal breakers you think are impossible to overlook, and add any cringeworthy offenses you don't see listed. And if he starts sending you shirtless selfies, channel your inner Liz Lemon and shut it down!

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You hit on the bartender or wa... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You hit on the bartender or waitress in front of me

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You're openly rude to othe... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're openly rude to others

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You casually mention you have ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You casually mention you have a girlfriend

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You have poor hygiene (bad bre... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You have poor hygiene (bad breath, B.O., dirty laundry, etc.)

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Anger Issues is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Alaina Hillman added Anger Issues

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You blatantly check out other ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You blatantly check out other girls while we're on a date

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You constantly check your phon... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You constantly check your phone while we're talking

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You're aggressive and imposing... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're aggressive and imposing about your political, religious, or environmental beliefs

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You talk excessively about you... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You talk excessively about your mom, your exes, or your shrink

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You don't understand sarca... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You don't understand sarcasm (or laugh at any of my jokes)

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You never offer to pick up the... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You never offer to pick up the check

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You're racist is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're racist

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You talk excessively about you... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You talk excessively about yourself

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You chew with your mouth open ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You chew with your mouth open or make weird mouth noises while chewing

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You Don't Pay Child Support or... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Kathy Zachary added You Don't Pay Child Support or See Your Kids.

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You're homophobic is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're homophobic

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You don't like animals is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You don't like animals

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When you drink liquor, you tur... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
When you drink liquor, you turn into Wolverine

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You don't introduce me to peop... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You don't introduce me to people we run into

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You're a terrible kisser is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're a terrible kisser

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You're overly touchy too soon is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're overly touchy too soon

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You have bad grammar is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You have bad grammar

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You're unemployed is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're unemployed

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You invite your friends out wi... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You invite your friends out with us whenever we go on a date

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You brag about not having read... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You brag about not having read a book since high school

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You always show up late is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You always show up late

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You don't follow up after the ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You don't follow up after the first date

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You don't get along with m... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
dena-leichnitz added You don't get along with my kid

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You talk about how volatile yo... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You talk about how volatile your last couple of breakups were

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You Try to Tell Me How to Rais... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Kathy Zachary added You Try to Tell Me How to Raise My Kids.

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You interrupt or talk over me. is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Chai Óheyrður added You interrupt or talk over me.

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Dentist is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Kathy Zachary added You haven't been to the dentist in years.

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On a first date, you say, "... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
On a first date, you say, "Well I dunno, what do you want to do?"

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You say things like, "It&#... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You say things like, "It's chill baby," or, "I got you," with zero irony

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You don't have any male friend... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You don't have any male friends

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Any of your profile pictures l... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Any of your profile pictures look like this one

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It takes you longer to get rea... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
It takes you longer to get ready than it takes me

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You refer to women as "chi... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You refer to women as "chicks"

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You have gauges the size of qu... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You have gauges the size of quarters in your ears

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You text me awkward selfies (i... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You text me awkward selfies (i.e. lying in bed, shirt off in front of the mirror)

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You think being environmentall... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You think being environmentally conscious is just something hippies do

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You only listen to Top 40 Coun... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You only listen to Top 40 Country Music

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You say overeager things like,... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You say overeager things like, "I can't wait for you to meet my parents!"

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You immediately start complain... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You immediately start complaining about work or your bad day

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You smell like the entrance of... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You smell like the entrance of an Abercrombie and Fitch store

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You have any of the following ... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You have any of the following tattoos: tribal symbols, yin yangs, Chinese dragons, phrases like "only God can judge me," etc.

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You have terrible fashion sens... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You have terrible fashion sense

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You're overly optimistic (Chri... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You're overly optimistic (Chris Traeger style)

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You impulsively use emojis in ... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
You impulsively use emojis in every text message

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Your idea of "vacation"... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Inexcusable Dating Dealbreakers (from a Woman's Viewpoint)
Your idea of "vacation" is going to a music festival