The Greatest Fictional Celebrities from Nickelodeon's Doug

Voting Rules
Vote up the fictional celebrities from the world of Doug that you most wish were real.

Making sense of the odd skin tones, bizarre inventions, and fictional celebrities on Doug was part of what made it such an enjoyable show for anyone whose eyes were glued to Nickelodeon in the early '90s. The show, a staple of Nickelodeon programming at that time, followed its eponymous hero through any number of pre-teen fears, from fending off a bully to asking a girl to dance to bagging that elusive Neematoad. But while the plots were (mostly) relatable to your average adolescent, the world was anything but. Kaleidoscopic in color and off-kilter in terms of logic, the town of Bluffington was truly a funhouse mirror reflection of our own world. 

On Doug, celebrities often served to both broaden the world and tie it back to our own. The big-screen bigwigs, politicians, and rock bands that soared in and out of Bluffington nearly all had real-world inspirations, though the ones that didn't might be even more interesting that those that did. Which celebrities from the world of Doug do you recall most fondly? Vote them up below!

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  • 1
    121 VOTES

    The Beets

    Mash up The Beatles, The Monkees, and The Who and you've got The Beets, a kaleidoscopic foursome whose music seems preoccupied with health food ("Killer Tofu"), bodily functions ("I Sneezed on My Face"), and adolescent angst ("I Need More Allowance").

    Originally called The Pickled Beets, the band is comprised of Monroe Yoder, Clyde "Chap" Lipman, Wendy Nespah, and Flounder, all of whom speak with a Liverpudlian lilt that's a direct nod to the Fab Four. They're the favorite band of pretty much every kid in Bluffington, and numerous episodes find Doug and Skeeter trying (and sometimes failing) to see them in concert. As Doug can tell you, The Beets aren't above shredding a little air guitar with their fans in the wild.

    121 votes
  • 2
    91 VOTES

    Mr. Swirly

    Being the man behind a city's trove of sweets is bound to make you a local celebrity, and there's no doubt Mr. Swirly is exactly that. With swirly hair that evokes the top of an ice cream cone, the dessert magnate seems thoroughly invested in his work, so much so that he bids his wife adieu by wishing her a "swirly day." A consistent presence in the Doug universe, Mr. Swirly is buoyant and jovial, though perhaps not the best business owner. Who lets cement get into a vat of chocolate, anyway?

    91 votes
  • 3
    79 VOTES

    Smash Adams

    Doug nurtures many alter egos—Quail Man, Jack Bandit, Durango Doug—but Smash Adams also exists outside of Doug's bubble. A secret agent modeled on James Bond, Adams is suave and cunning with just a touch of hubris. Adams also seems indebted to Timothy Dalton's Bond, what with the sharp facial features and jet-black mane. In one of the only times we actually see the real Smash Adams, he's been captured by a malevolent dentist.

    79 votes
  • 4
    77 VOTES

    Sky Davis

    Sky Davis is the superstar basketball player behind Air Jets - the Air Jordans of Bluffington. See, in this episode, shoes were a new kind of cultural currency; you weren't cool unless you had a sweet (and expensive) pair of shoes. Doug, ashamed of his longtime sneakers, sets out to buy some Jets but is too broke to snag a pair. Crestfallen, Doug is invigorated by a visit from Davis himself, who reveals to Doug that his favorite sneakers are the everyday kicks he's worn since he was young. Before he leaves, Doug asks him to sign his shoes; Davis does, then asks Doug to do the same. After all, they are "sole brothers."

    77 votes
  • 5
    85 VOTES

    Ronald Weisenheimer

    Arnold Schwarzenegger was at the height of his silver screen stardom during Doug's run in the early '90s, so it makes sense that Bluffington would have its own version of the muscled movie star. Ronald Weisenheimer looks, walks, and talks just like The Governator, but seems more concerned with fitness than stardom. He first appears as a guest at a local fitness event, but resurfaces a few seasons later when Doug buys some of his workout tapes to try to drop some pounds. "Come on, fatty," he urges in the video. "Your blubber disgusts me!"

    85 votes
  • 6
    68 VOTES

    Dylan Farnum

    Beverly Hills, 90210 was still a ratings smash among teens during Doug's fourth season, and it was pretty clear that hotshot teen actor Dylan Farnum was Bluffington's version of Luke Perry. Not only is the character named Dylan (Perry's name on 90210), but he stars on a show called Teen Heart Street, which is hilarious in how it spoofs the melodramatics of its satirical target. When Dylan wears Doug's signature outfit on a new episode, our hero entertains the idea that he might be a fashion trendsetter. Sadly, that's not really how things work out.

    68 votes