Which Fictional Mean Girl You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Because we can't all be the Regina George of the group, do you ever wonder which fictional mean girl you are? Well, now you can find out exactly which fictional mean girl you are based on your zodiac sign - like you have ESPN or something.

Mean girl characters tend to be resourceful, charming, decisive, and ambitious. Plus, their meanness usually stems from insecurity, abandonment issues, or other emotional turmoil - it's called being layered. Mean girl characters may not be in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize, but they are almost always the most interesting on-screen characters.

Just like how your zodiac sign may tell you how needy you are or which teen movie you should watch this weekend, it can also tell you if you're more of a Blair Waldorf or Cheryl Blossom.


  • Aries (March 21 - April 19): Chanel Oberlin From 'Scream Queens'

    Aries and Chanel Oberlin from Scream Queens are one and the same. Like a fiery Aries, Chanel has a flair for the dramatic, leaning toward the aggressive side. She's short-tempered and impulsive, which leads to some rather half-baked plans involving blood oaths and lifeless bodies in freezers.

    While Chanel may have a few flaws as a leader, she's determined, honest, and mostly optimistic. Like Aries, Chanel carries some big ambitions. For example, she dreamed of being a news anchor - and guess what? Chanel made it happen.

    If any zodiac sign would be able to handle their sh*t as the mean girl in charge while a masked fiend slays people, it's Aries. And yeah, maybe Chanel and Aries kind of enjoy when people are terrified of them. What of it?

  • Taurus is One Tree Hills Brooke Davis, whose mean girl tendencies come from a place of love. Brooke almost only lashes out when she feels that she or someone she loves has been hurt or wronged. Similar to Tauruses, Brooke adores her loved ones hard, which results in her being possessive, obsessive, and manipulative.

    When it comes to both Brooke Davis and Taurus, it's actually their great, big heart that turns them into a mean girl. But hey, they can't help it if that's how their love comes out!

  • Gemini is The OC’s Summer Roberts, who isn't really a mean girl - or maybe she is. Honestly, most fans are still debating this point. In the beginning of the series, Summer is definitely a mean girl with the catchphrase, "Ew."

    Throughout the series, Summer flip-flops between being an elitist, snobbish, shallow mean girl and being a humanitarian-focused environmentalist. This fickle nature is similar to that of Gemini, whose curiosity and intellectual hunger can send them ping-ponging between different ideas, movements, and personalities.

    Geminis and Summer are the mean girl who was maybe not a mean girl, but also may be totally a mean girl. Can Gemini and Summer just make up their minds already?

  • Cancer is The Craft's Nancy Downs. Nancy is an imaginative and intuitive character. She is a teenage witch, after all - this role obviously takes some solid imagination and intuition. Later, Nancy grows jealous of the new girl, who is a stronger witch than her. (You know, normal teen problems.)

    This jealousy turns Nancy into a mean girl who is also a witch, so that's maybe the meanest, baddest mean girl. Cancers are also often driven by their jealousy and insecurity - they are moody and can easily turn pessimistic.

    Also, if Cancers did have magic powers, one could almost guarantee they'd use them for a tiny bit of evil. They may seem like a softie, but they have some edge.