alcohol The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the worst alcohols to try for your first serious foray with adult beverages.

Every culture has its own rites of passage. From baptism to scarification, the recognition of a person’s transition into adulthood is a huge part of life. And in the western world, there’s only one true way to celebrate – with your first drink. Legally, you aren’t supposed to have an alcoholic drink until you turn 21, so that must be how old you are, right? Great! If you’re not 21 yet, you’re definitely holding out until midnight on your 21st birthday for your first sip of that sweet sweet nectar of the gods: alcohol. If you’re reading this while gearing up for your first time drinking, you’re in luck because there are definitely some alcohols to avoid during your first rodeo. This list is a collection of the worst alcohol that you could chug for your first adult drink.

Here are a few first time drinking tips for all the noobies out there. First of all, don’t do shots. Yes, they’re tempting, but they’ll leave you with a million dollar hangover and won’t even stick around to leave a tip. Whatever you do end up drinking, make sure it’s not bad alcohol like Steel Reserve or anything that comes in a plastic bottle. You’ll know if you’re drinking less than acceptable booze if you taste what can only be described as battery acid and old balloons. If your 21st birthday is around the corner, congratulations, BE SAFE, and keep this list of the worst alcohol for your first drink handy - you’re going to need it.

For the alcohol veterans out there, vote up the worst alcohol that kids these days should steer clear of for their first time drinking, and then add the drink that you think is the worst thing to get wild on for your 21st birthday - maybe one that ruined your first few days of adulthood?

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349 202
Tequila is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

2
238 203
Kamikaze is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

3
221 209
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Four Loko

4
221 219
Long Island Iced Tea is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

5
197 192
Steel Reserve is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

6
186 194
Manhattan is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

7
167 181
Olde English 800 is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

8
165 180
Malibu Rum is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

9
135 153
Snake Wine is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Snake Wine

10
151 177
Boone's Farm Wine is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Boone's Farm Wine

11
107 138
Big Flats is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Big Flats

12
140 188
Bud Lite Clamato is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Bud Lite Clamato

13
22 17
Yukon Jack Liquor is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
StevenHess added Yukon Jack Liquor

14
105 138
Baby Mouse Wine is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Baby Mouse Wine

The Best Whiskey Cocktails for Summer

15
126 175
Mezcal is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

16
18 16
Southern Comfort is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
GinaChiarenzaGillman added Southern Comfort

17
142 204
Mike's Hard Lemonade Co. is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

18
93 139
Cosmopolitan is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

19
96 144
Sambuca is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Sambuca

20
90 138
Giant Centpiede Whiskey is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Giant Centpiede Whiskey

21
91 146
Miller Chill is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Miller Chill

The Best Sulfate Free Shampoos

22
91 149
Joose is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Joose

23
88 149
Zima is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Zima

24
78 140
Night Train Express is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Night Train Express

25
74 138
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer

26
75 141
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur

27
66 129
BuzzBallz is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
BuzzBallz

28
64 127
Malört is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Malört

29
70 138
Courvoisier is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Courvoisier

30
64 133
The Three Penis Liquor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
The Three Penis Liquor

31
56 125
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur

32
50 138
White Russian is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink