Alcohol The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the worst alcohols to try for your first serious foray with adult beverages.

Every culture has its own rites of passage. From baptism to scarification, the recognition of a person’s transition into adulthood is a huge part of life. And in the western world, there’s only one true way to celebrate – with your first drink. Legally, you aren’t supposed to have an alcoholic drink until you turn 21, so that must be how old you are, right? Great! If you’re not 21 yet, you’re definitely holding out until midnight on your 21st birthday for your first sip of that sweet sweet nectar of the gods: alcohol. If you’re reading this while gearing up for your first time drinking, you’re in luck because there are definitely some alcohols to avoid during your first rodeo. This list is a collection of the worst alcohol that you could chug for your first adult drink.

Here are a few first time drinking tips for all the noobies out there. First of all, don’t do shots. Yes, they’re tempting, but they’ll leave you with a million dollar hangover and won’t even stick around to leave a tip. Whatever you do end up drinking, make sure it’s not bad alcohol like Steel Reserve or anything that comes in a plastic bottle. You’ll know if you’re drinking less than acceptable booze if you taste what can only be described as battery acid and old balloons. If your 21st birthday is around the corner, congratulations, BE SAFE, and keep this list of the worst alcohol for your first drink handy - you’re going to need it.

For the alcohol veterans out there, vote up the worst alcohol that kids these days should steer clear of for their first time drinking, and then add the drink that you think is the worst thing to get wild on for your 21st birthday - maybe one that ruined your first few days of adulthood?

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369 206
Tequila is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

2
245 210
Kamikaze is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

3
236 214
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Four Loko

4
204 198
Steel Reserve is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

5
231 230
Long Island Iced Tea is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

6
194 202
Manhattan is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

7
174 185
Olde English 800 is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

8
171 190
Malibu Rum is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

9
140 158
Snake Wine is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Snake Wine

10
156 182
Boone's Farm Wine is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Boone's Farm Wine

11
32 19
Yukon Jack Liquor is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
StevenHess added Yukon Jack Liquor

12
30 21
Southern Comfort is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
GinaChiarenzaGillman added

13
145 194
Bud Lite Clamato is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Bud Lite Clamato

14
109 143
Big Flats is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Big Flats

15
107 142
Baby Mouse Wine is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Baby Mouse Wine

16
130 177
Mezcal is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

17
147 217
Mike's Hard Lemonade Co. is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

18
96 141
Giant Centpiede Whiskey is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Giant Centpiede Whiskey

19
96 141
Cosmopolitan is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

20
99 148
Sambuca is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Sambuca

21
95 152
Joose is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Joose

22
93 151
Miller Chill is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Miller Chill

23
91 153
Zima is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Zima

24
82 141
Night Train Express is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Night Train Express

25
76 140
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer