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Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the worst alcohols to try for your first serious foray with adult beverages.

Every culture has its own rites of passage. From baptism to scarification, the recognition of a person’s transition into adulthood is a huge part of life. And in the western world, there’s only one true way to celebrate – with your first drink. Legally, you aren’t supposed to have an alcoholic drink until you turn 21, so that must be how old you are, right? Great! If you’re not 21 yet, you’re definitely holding out until midnight on your 21st birthday for your first sip of that sweet sweet nectar of the gods: alcohol. If you’re reading this while gearing up for your first time drinking, you’re in luck because there are definitely some alcohols to avoid during your first rodeo. This list is a collection of the worst alcohol that you could chug for your first adult drink.

Here are a few first time drinking tips for all the noobies out there. First of all, don’t do shots. Yes, they’re tempting, but they’ll leave you with a million dollar hangover and won’t even stick around to leave a tip. Whatever you do end up drinking, make sure it’s not bad alcohol like Steel Reserve or anything that comes in a plastic bottle. You’ll know if you’re drinking less than acceptable booze if you taste what can only be described as battery acid and old balloons. If your 21st birthday is around the corner, congratulations, BE SAFE, and keep this list of the worst alcohol for your first drink handy - you’re going to need it.

For the alcohol veterans out there, vote up the worst alcohol that kids these days should steer clear of for their first time drinking, and then add the drink that you think is the worst thing to get wild on for your 21st birthday - maybe one that ruined your first few days of adulthood?

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330 196
Tequila is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

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2
225 193
Kamikaze is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

3
206 205
Four Loko is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Four Loko

4
210 212
Long Island Iced Tea is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

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183 187
Steel Reserve is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

6
176 191
Manhattan is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

7
158 170
Malibu Rum is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

8
155 177
Olde English 800 is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

9
129 150
Snake Wine is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Snake Wine

10
143 171
Boone's Farm Wine is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Boone's Farm Wine

11
103 135
Big Flats is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Big Flats

12
124 169
Mezcal is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

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100 134
Baby Mouse Wine is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Baby Mouse Wine

14
131 185
Bud Lite Clamato is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Bud Lite Clamato

15
138 196
Mike's Hard Lemonade Co. is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

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13 9
Southern Comfort is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
GinaChiarenzaGillman added Southern Comfort

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17 16
Yukon Jack Liquor is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
StevenHess added Yukon Jack Liquor

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92 142
Sambuca is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Sambuca

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86 138
Cosmopolitan is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink

20
84 136
Giant Centpiede Whiskey is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Giant Centpiede Whiskey

21
86 144
Miller Chill is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Miller Chill

22
85 147
Joose is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Joose

23
83 147
Zima is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Zima

24
73 139
Night Train Express is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Night Train Express

25
71 138
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Godiva Chocolate Liqueur

26
68 135
Courvoisier is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Courvoisier

27
69 137
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer

28
62 126
BuzzBallz is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
BuzzBallz

29
61 126
Malört is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Malört

30
62 130
The Three Penis Liquor is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
The Three Penis Liquor

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53 123
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink
Chambord Raspberry Liqueur

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47 136
White Russian is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Alcohol for Your First Drink