Tell a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a man a joke (preferably about fishing) and he’ll never go without laughter for the rest of his life. Or something like that. These are jokes about fishing. Speaking of jokes about fishing, that’s exactly what you’re going to find on this list. Like a school of banana fish floating just below the cool waters of Florida, these jokes are lined up and waiting to be plucked from the depths to fill your head with laughter. So put on your favorite fishin’ hat, crack open a cold frosty adult beverage and cast a wide net to catch these funny jokes about fishing.
A wise man once said, “a bad day of fishing is still better than a day at the office,” but what that unknown philosopher never said was that reading a list of fishing jokes while at the office is a pretty close second. If you can’t already feel the soft waves of Lake Minnetonka floating under your feet as you read these jokes, then it’s either time for you to take a vacation and get a few fish under your belt, or read this list of the funniest jokes for fishermen and get your sea legs back. Man, you're going to love these funny fishing jokes!
Ha ha... fishing puns.
Check out this list of the funniest fishing jokes told aboard skippers and schooners from the Gulf Of Mexico to Prince Edward Island.
What Did The Wish Say When It Ran Into A Concrete Wall? "Dam!"
Why Did The Vegan Go Deep Sea Diving? Just for the halibut!
How Do You Communicate With A Fish? Drop it a line!
What Do Fish And Women Have In Common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What's The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano? You can't tuna fish.
What Is The Richest Fish In The World? The goldfish!
Why Did The Fish Cross The Road? Cause it was hooked!
Why Are Fish So Smart? Because they swim in schools!
Did You Hear About The Fight At The Seafood Restaurant? Three fish got battered.
What Do Fish Use For Money? Sand dollars!
Which Fish Can Perform Operations? A sturgeon!
Where Do Fish Sleep? In a river bed!
How Do Fish Go Into Business? They start on a small scale.
Why Shouldn't You Tell A Joke When You're Ice Fishing? Because it'll crack you up!