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Jack Napier
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Tell a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a man a joke (preferably about fishing) and he’ll never go without laughter for the rest of his life. Or something like that. These are jokes about fishing. Speaking of jokes about fishing, that’s exactly what you’re going to find on this list. Like a school of banana fish floating just below the cool waters of Florida, these jokes are lined up and waiting to be plucked from the depths to fill your head with laughter. So put on your favorite fishin’ hat, crack open a cold frosty adult beverage and cast a wide net to catch these funny jokes about fishing.

A wise man once said, “a bad day of fishing is still better than a day at the office,” but what that unknown philosopher never said was that reading a list of fishing jokes while at the office is a pretty close second. If you can’t already feel the soft waves of Lake Minnetonka floating under your feet as you read these jokes, then it’s either time for you to take a vacation and get a few fish under your belt, or read this list of the funniest jokes for fishermen and get your sea legs back. Man, you're going to love these funny fishing jokes!

Ha ha... fishing puns.

Check out this list of the funniest fishing jokes told aboard skippers and schooners from the Gulf Of Mexico to Prince Edward Island.

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What Do Fish And Women Have In... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Do Fish And Women Have In Common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them! 

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What Did The Wish Say When It ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Did The Wish Say When It Ran Into A Concrete Wall? "Dam!"

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Why Did The Fish Cross The Roa... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Why Did The Fish Cross The Road? Cause it was hooked! 

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Why Shouldn't You Tell A Joke ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Why Shouldn't You Tell A Joke When You're Ice Fishing? Because it'll crack you up!

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How Do You Communicate With A ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
How Do You Communicate With A Fish? Drop it a line!

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How Do Fish Go Into Business? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
How Do Fish Go Into Business? They start on a small scale.

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Why Are Fish So Smart? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Why Are Fish So Smart? Because they swim in schools!

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What Is The Richest Fish In Th... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Is The Richest Fish In The World? The goldfish!

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Why Did The Vegan Go Deep Sea ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Why Did The Vegan Go Deep Sea Diving? Just for the halibut!

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Did You Hear About The Fight A... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Did You Hear About The Fight At The Seafood Restaurant? Three fish got battered.

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What Does The Pope Eat During ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Does The Pope Eat During Lent? Holy mackeral!  

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What Do Fish Use For Money? is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Do Fish Use For Money? Sand dollars!

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Where Does A Fish End Up When ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Where Does A Fish End Up When It Flies? A magic carp 

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What Do You Call A Fish Withou... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Do You Call A Fish Without The Eye? fsh

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What's The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano? You can't tuna fish.

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Where Does A Fish Keep His Mon... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Where Does A Fish Keep His Money? In a river bank!

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Which Fish Can Perform Operati... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Which Fish Can Perform Operations? A sturgeon!

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If Fish Lived On Land, Which C... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
If Fish Lived On Land, Which Country Would They Live In? Finland!

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Where Do Fish Sleep? is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Where Do Fish Sleep? In a river bed!

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What's The Difference Between ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What's The Difference Between a Catfish & A Lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! 

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What Do You Call A Fish With a... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Do You Call A Fish With a Car? A carfish!

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Why Didn't The Prawn Share His... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
Why Didn't The Prawn Share His Toys? He was a little shellfish

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What Did The Hillbilly Say To ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Did The Hillbilly Say To The Other? "I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife......best trade I ever made."

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What's The Fastest Fish In The... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What's The Fastest Fish In The River? The motopike!

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What Swims In The Sea, Carries... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Fishing Jokes
What Swims In The Sea, Carries A Machine Gun, & Makes You An Offer You Can't Refuse? The Codfather