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The Best Fishing Jokes

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Vote up any funny joke about fishing

Tell a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a man a joke (preferably about fishing) and he’ll never go without laughter for the rest of his life. Or something like that. These are jokes about fishing. Speaking of jokes about fishing, that’s exactly what you’re going to find on this list. Like a school of banana fish floating just below the cool waters of Florida, these jokes are lined up and waiting to be plucked from the depths to fill your head with laughter. So put on your favorite fishin’ hat, crack open a cold frosty adult beverage and cast a wide net to catch these funny jokes about fishing.

A wise man once said, “a bad day of fishing is still better than a day at the office,” but what that unknown philosopher never said was that reading a list of fishing jokes while at the office is a pretty close second. If you can’t already feel the soft waves of Lake Minnetonka floating under your feet as you read these jokes, then it’s either time for you to take a vacation and get a few fish under your belt, or read this list of the funniest jokes for fishermen and get your sea legs back. Man, you're going to love these funny fishing jokes!

Ha ha... fishing puns.

Check out this list of the funniest fishing jokes told aboard skippers and schooners from the Gulf Of Mexico to Prince Edward Island.
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  • If Fish Lived On Land, Which Country Would They Live In?
    1

    If Fish Lived On Land, Which Country Would They Live In?

    Finland!
  • Where Does A Fish Keep His Money?
    2

    Where Does A Fish Keep His Money?

    In a river bank!
  • Why Didn't The Prawn Share His Toys?
    3

    Why Didn't The Prawn Share His Toys?

    He was a little shellfish
  • How Do Fish Go Into Business?
    4

    How Do Fish Go Into Business?

    They start on a small scale.
  • What Do You Call A Fish Without The Eye?
    5

    What Do You Call A Fish Without The Eye?

    fsh
  • What Does The Pope Eat During Lent?
    6

    What Does The Pope Eat During Lent?

    Holy mackeral!
     
  • What's The Difference Between a Catfish & A Lawyer?
    7

    What's The Difference Between a Catfish & A Lawyer?

    One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! 

  • Why Shouldn't You Tell A Joke When You're Ice Fishing?
    8

    Why Shouldn't You Tell A Joke When You're Ice Fishing?

    Because it'll crack you up!
  • Where Do Fish Sleep?
    9

    Where Do Fish Sleep?

    In a river bed!
  • What's The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano?
    10

    What's The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano?

    You can't tuna fish.
  • Which Fish Can Perform Operations?
    11

    Which Fish Can Perform Operations?

    A sturgeon!
  • What Is The Richest Fish In The World?
    12

    What Is The Richest Fish In The World?

    The goldfish!
  • How Do You Communicate With A Fish?
    13

    How Do You Communicate With A Fish?

    Drop it a line!

  • Why Are Fish So Smart?
    14

    Why Are Fish So Smart?

    Because they swim in schools!
  • Did You Hear About The Fight At The Seafood Restaurant?
    15

    Did You Hear About The Fight At The Seafood Restaurant?

    Three fish got battered.
  • Why Did The Vegan Go Deep Sea Diving?
    16

    Why Did The Vegan Go Deep Sea Diving?

    Just for the halibut!
  • What Did The Hillbilly Say To The Other?
    17

    What Did The Hillbilly Say To The Other?

    "I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife......best trade I ever made."

  • What Do Fish Use For Money?
    18

    What Do Fish Use For Money?

    Sand dollars!
  • What Do Fish And Women Have In Common?
    19

    What Do Fish And Women Have In Common?

    They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them! 

  • What Swims In The Sea, Carries A Machine Gun, & Makes You An Offer You Can't Refuse?
    20

    What Swims In The Sea, Carries A Machine Gun, & Makes You An Offer You Can't Refuse?

    The Codfather
  • What Did The Wish Say When It Ran Into A Concrete Wall?
    21

    What Did The Wish Say When It Ran Into A Concrete Wall?

    "Dam!"
  • What's The Fastest Fish In The River?
    22

    What's The Fastest Fish In The River?

    The motopike!
  • Why Did The Fish Cross The Road?
    23

    Why Did The Fish Cross The Road?

    Cause it was hooked! 

  • What Do You Call A Fish With a Car?
    24

    What Do You Call A Fish With a Car?

    A carfish!
  • Where Does A Fish End Up When It Flies?
    25

    Where Does A Fish End Up When It Flies?

    A magic carp