football The Best Football Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Have you and your teammates been looking to claim one of the best football team names on the block? Search no more! With names like Interceptacons and Back That Pass Up, you won't be led astray. On this list of funny football team names, there's a little somethin' somethin' for everyone who needs good football team names.

Is your team going for something punny (or... punty, if you will) like Shooting the Brees or No Punt Intended? Or maybe you're all fans of dirty team names like Roughing Your Mother or Holding and Exploding? Whatever your rough and tumble crew prefers, by reviewing this list of creative football team names, you're already one up on the rest of your competition - those other teams won't have a chance.. 

Even if you don't find a cool football team name here, you're bound to find some inspiration to create your own football team name. Think of your favorite players, brush up on the rules of football, put on your sassy pants and start spit balling team name ideas with your cronies. Vote up your favorite football team name ideas and add any thing you come up with to the comments section!

Are you a less than creative super athlete looking for other sports team name ideas? Check out our lists of amazing soccer team names, baseball team names, and for all the lushes out there, we've even compiled all the coolest beer pong names. Enjoy!
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No Punt Intended is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Football Team Names
No Punt Intended

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Show Me Your Td's is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Football Team Names
keith-leatherwood added Show Me Your Td's

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Block It Like It's Hot is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Block It Like It's Hot

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Let's Get Ready to Fumble is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Let's Get Ready to Fumble

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Tightest Ends is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Tightest Ends

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Game of Throws is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Game of Throws

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Interceptacons is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Interceptacons

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Sack Daddies is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Sack Daddies

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Sir Hits a Lot is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Sir Hits a Lot

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We Win is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Football Team Names
We Win

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King of the Drews is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Football Team Names
vijaz added King of the Drews

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Cry Me a Rivers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Cry Me a Rivers

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Touchdownalotamus is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Touchdownalotamus

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Red Zone All Stars is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Red Zone All Stars

The Smartest Celebrities

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Shooting the Brees is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Shooting the Brees

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Chain Gang is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Football Team Names
jess-hart added Chain Gang

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Roughing Your Mother is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Roughing Your Mother

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Safety Patrol is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Safety Patrol

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Goldrushers is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Shane Jones added Goldrushers

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Down for the Count is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Down for the Count

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Here for the Gatorade is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Here for the Gatorade

The Best Football Players Ever

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LOL is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Football Team Names
454879ueffeiuyfh added LOL

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This Is My Day Job is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Football Team Names
This Is My Day Job

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Men at Work is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Men at Work

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Spinal Tappers is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Spinal Tappers

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Hands Off These Nuts is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Hands Off These Nuts

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Holding and Exploding is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Holding and Exploding

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Brady's Bunch is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Brady's Bunch

The Best Football Movies Ever

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No Game This Week is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Football Team Names
No Game This Week

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Back That Pass Up is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Back That Pass Up

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There's No Place Like the End ... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Football Team Names
There's No Place Like the End Zone

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The Encroachers is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Football Team Names
The Encroachers

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Hail Merry is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Football Team Names
jess-hart added Hail Merry

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Nickelback Attack is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Nickelback Attack

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Return the Favor is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Return the Favor

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Take a Hike is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Football Team Names
jess-hart added Take a Hike

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Huddle Puddle is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Huddle Puddle

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Safety's Off is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Football Team Names
jess-hart added Safety's Off

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Washington Redskins is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Football Team Names
swag added Washington Redskins

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Kick in a Box is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Kick in a Box

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Stop, Block, and Drop It is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Stop, Block, and Drop It

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Lynch Mob is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Football Team Names
jess-hart added Lynch Mob

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Everyday We Rush-alin' is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Everyday We Rush-alin'

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Punters Unite is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Punters Unite

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The Gridiron Gassers is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Football Team Names
The Gridiron Gassers

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You Complete Me is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Football Team Names
You Complete Me

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Special Players is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Special Players

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Run That Back is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Run That Back

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Offside Guys is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Football Team Names
Offside Guys