Everyone grows up learning about George Washington's apple tree and Benjamin Franklin's kite-and-the-key experiment. It turns out that a lot of the things "everyone knows" about our Founding Fathers are either slightly or completely wrong, and the things most people don't know are actually terrifying. There are a lot of strange and shocking details about the Founding Fathers that were probably left out of your history textbooks on purpose.
Who were the Founding Fathers? They were some of most influential people in American history, and almost all of them were way more drunk and morally questionable than most people can remember. And while we often look back at our American Revolution with rose colored glasses, the truth is these men weren't always so noble. It's not easy creating a nation from scratch, and nothing proves it quite like the dark American history surrounding these Founding Fathers.
The Bones Found In Benjamin Franklin's London Home
The phrase "skeletons in the closet" takes on a very literal meaning when used in reference to Benjamin Franklin. In 1998, renovators working on Franklin's London home uncovered 1,200 pieces of human bone. The pieces came from different parts of the body and from both young and old specimens.
While on the surface it appears Ben Franklin started off as the original Jack the Ripper, experts say it's far more likely the Founding Father assisted an underground anatomy school by helping sneak bodies from the graveyard and gallows. Back in the day, studying corpses was considered morally reprehensible, and early pioneers in the field often had to acquire them in secret to do their studies.
The Urinary Tract Blockage That Killed A New York Senator
Many Founding Fathers finished their lives poor, ill, and/or in any number of tragic ways, but few passed on as awfully as New York Senator Gourverneur Morris. During his life, Morris helped draft the preamble of the Constitution and walked on a peg leg. Rumor says he got this peg leg by leaping out of the bedroom window of a married woman he was sleeping with to avoid her angry husband.
Morris perished in 1816 at the age of 64 after trying to cure a urinary tract blockage in the most horrifying way possible: trying to clear the block by jamming a piece of whalebone up his urethra. Talk about Moby Dick.
George Washington Abused Legal Loopholes In Order To Permanently Enslave His Slaves
George Washington, who inherited his first slaves at the age of 10, used legal loopholes to keep people enslaved throughout his life, even as abolition took hold throughout the north. While living in Philadelphia, he found a way to get around the Gradual Abolition Act of 1780, which stated any slave who lived in the state of Pennsylvania for more than six months was free. Washington would secretly send his slaves on trips outside state borders every six months to constantly reset the clock and ensure they would not be legally free. Don't know why anyone expected any better of the man who wore his slaves teeth in his mouth.
They Drank More Than Double The Alcohol That The Modern Man Drinks
While your high school history teachers certainly told you of the Founding Father's heroism and accomplishments, they likely left out that these men were basically drunk 24/7. You might be asking yourself "How drunk could they be? They formed a new country!" Well, your modern day American averages about two gallons of alcohol down the hatch per year. Back then, your average colonist guzzled seven gallons per year and was a few beers into the day by lunch.
A number of theories attempt to explain the forefather's extreme proclivity for alcohol, other than the fact that starting a country is stressful business. These theories range from the scarcity of clean water, to a widespread belief that water was bad for you, to the idea that only poor people drank water. Back in the day, beer and cider were also not considered alcohol. And no one stopped them, because what timing is worse for an intervention than a freaking revolution?