Graveyard Shift

15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns 

Ann Casano
Updated December 26, 2019 1.3k votes 198 voters 3.1k views 15 items

List Rules Vote up Freddy's most soul-destroying zingers.

The Nightmare on Elm Street legacy began in 1984 when horror master Wes Craven brought the story of a burned-up maniac who slashes teens in their sleep to the big screen. Since then, Freddy Krueger has gone on to become one of the most iconic villains in cinema history. 

But it is Freddy Krueger's sense of humor that sets him apart from other movie monsters. You’re certainly not going to hear Jason Vorhees or Leatherface recite silly puns while they slash teens.

It’s not often that horror fans get a maniac with personality. And while Krueger’s punny repertoire would never slay in a stand-up routine, he certainly kills onscreen. But which of Freddy's puns are the most devastating? 

Vote up your favorite Freddy one-liners. It will be a total scream. 

1
"Welcome to prime t... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
"Welcome to prime time, b*tch"

 Dream Warriors

2
“How’s this for a wet dr... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“How’s this for a wet dream?”

Dream Master

3
“What’s wrong, Joey? Fee... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“What’s wrong, Joey? Feeling tongue-tied?”

Dream Warriors

4
“You can check in, but y... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“You can check in, but you can’t check out.”

 Dream Master 

5
“Got your nose.” is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“Got your nose.”

Freddy vs. Jason

6
“Wanna suck face?” is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“Wanna suck face?”

Dream Master

7
“You got the body… I got... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“You got the body… I got the brains.”

Freddy’s Revenge

8
“I’m your boyfriend now,... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.”

ANOES

9
“I love soul food!” is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“I love soul food!”

Dream Master

10
“It’s the chair for you,... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“It’s the chair for you, kid.”

Dream Warriors

11
“Lend me your ear… Nice ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“Lend me your ear… Nice hearing from you, Carlos.”

Freddy’s Dead

12
“Hey, Danny, better not ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive.”

Dream Child

13
"Now let me take a ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
"Now let me take a stab.”

ANOES 2010

14
"Going for a spin, ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
"Going for a spin, lovebirds?”

Dream Master

15
“Grounded!” is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 15 Of Freddy Krueger’s Most Devastating Puns
“Grounded!”

Freddy’s Dead