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Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes 

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Updated August 15, 2019 650 votes 445 voters 498.8k views 15 items

Below are the best 'Friends With Benefits' movie quotes, with video clips. This 2011 raunchy comedy, starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, is filled with memorable quips! J.T. and Mila play buddies Dylan and Jamie. When both of their respective relationships go bad, these two decide that they need sex. They don't want to get involved and risk screwing up their friendship - so they set out to have JUST casual sex - with absolutely zero strings attached. Over time, they find that this whole 'friends with benefits' deal can get really complicated, really fast. Read on for some of the best 'Friends With Benefits' quotes around. 

'Friends With Benefits' received pretty good reviews from movie critics. Combine that with the movie's star power and you have a winner: 'Friends' took in more than $18 million in the first weekend of release. By September of 2011, the movie had raked in more than $55.5 million.

What are the best quotes from 'Friends With Benefits'? Vote for your fave lines below, and if you're looking for more comedy movie quotes, check out these funny lines from 'I Don't Know How She Does It,' '30 Minutes or Less,' 'The Change-Up,' 'Bridesmaids', 'Hangover Part 2', 'Bad Teacher' and 'Horrible Bosses'.

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Your Body is a Wonderland
Your Body is a Wonderlan... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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Kayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
Kayla: "It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."

Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
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Shut Up Katherine Heigl
Shut Up Katherine Heigl ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes
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Jamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"

Yep Jamie, life is definitely NOT like a Katherine Heigl movie, be it 'The Ugly Truth' or 'Knocked Up' or '27 Dresses' or...whatever else.
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Manipulation
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Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."

Good answer Jamie, and very truthful.
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Lock That Down
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Jamie: "No emotions, just sex."
Dylan: "I guess we should just start."
Jamie: "Bedroom!"
Dylan: "What's wrong with the couch?"
Jamie: "The bedroom has better light, and since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body."
Dylan: "Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to...."
Jamie: "No no no no no! That sounds emotionally supportive...lock that down!"
Dylan: "Your ass is a little bony."
Jamie: "Much better."

Jamie means business - no emotions, just sex.
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