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Friends With Benefits Movie Quotes

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Below are the best 'Friends With Benefits' movie quotes, with video clips. This 2011 raunchy comedy, starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, is filled with memorable quips! J.T. and Mila play buddies Dylan and Jamie. When both of their respective relationships go bad, these two decide that they need sex. They don't want to get involved and risk screwing up their friendship - so they set out to have JUST casual sex - with absolutely zero strings attached. Over time, they find that this whole 'friends with benefits' deal can get really complicated, really fast. Read on for some of the best 'Friends With Benefits' quotes around. 

'Friends With Benefits' received pretty good reviews from movie critics. Combine that with the movie's star power and you have a winner: 'Friends' took in more than $18 million in the first weekend of release. By September of 2011, the movie had raked in more than $55.5 million.

What are the best quotes from 'Friends With Benefits'? Vote for your fave lines below, and if you're looking for more comedy movie quotes, check out these funny lines from 'I Don't Know How She Does It,' '30 Minutes or Less,' 'The Change-Up,' 'Bridesmaids', 'Hangover Part 2', 'Bad Teacher' and 'Horrible Bosses'.

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    Who You Spend Saturday With

    Video: YouTube

    Tommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
    Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
    Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
    Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
    Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!"

    Words of wisdom from Tommy, without question. Friday night: Slam Piece. Saturday All Day: Relationship.
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    Let's Play Tennis

    Video: YouTube

    Jamie: "I miss sex."
    Dylan: "I miss sex too."
    Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
    Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
    Jamie: "And emotion!"
    Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
    Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
    Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"

    And there you go, the idea is born, the seed is planted. These two are gonna play tennis, with absolutely no strings and no complications. Yeah, right.
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    Your Body is a Wonderland

    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY

    Kayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
    Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
    Kayla: "It was f**king 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."

    Seriously Dylan, that's like in the Dating Handbook, and by now it may be an actual Dating Commandment: Thou Shalt NOT Miss 'Your Body is a Wonderland.' Ever.
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    I Want My Best Friend Back

    Dylan: "Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her."
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