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TV Full List of Barney Miller Episodes

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Below is a complete Barney Miller episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual Barney Miller episodes are listed along with the Barney Miller episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. Barney Miller episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. This list includes “Dietrich's Arrest (2),” “Dietrich's Arrest (1)” and more. Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the Barney Miller episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.

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Inside the 12th Precinct is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Inside the 12th Precinct

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'You Don't Know Jack' Excerpt ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
'You Don't Know Jack' Excerpt From The Jack Soo Documentary

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Salute to the Old One Two is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Salute to the Old One Two

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Inside the Writers Room is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Inside the Writers Room

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'The Life and Times of Captain... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
'The Life and Times of Captain Barney Miller' Original Pilot

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Season 1 Episode 1 'Ramon' (un... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Season 1 Episode 1 'Ramon' (uncut)

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Hair is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Hair Apr 17 1975 - A scruffy ""Serpico""-type cop has good reason to hide behind unruly hair; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

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Ms. Cop is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Ms. Cop Mar 13 1975 - An overzealous lady cop ruffles the feathers of the testosterone-run 12th; Chano nabs an obscene phone caller. Linda Lavin (""Alice"") debuts as Detective Janice Wentworth.

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Graft is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Graft Feb 13 1975 - An old friend of Barney's is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the squadroom; Chano is after an obscene phone caller.

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The Courtesans is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Courtesans Feb 20 1975 - A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.

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The Hero is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Hero May 01 1975 - Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at ""stickpoint"" by a twelve-year-old.

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Ramon is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Ramon Jan 23 1975 - Captain Barney Miller talks down a junkie who is holding the 12th Precinct hostage.

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Bureaucrat is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Bureaucrat Mar 06 1975 - Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.

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Stakeout is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Stakeout Feb 27 1975 - Well-meaning nosy neighbors overrun a covert stakeout operation.

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Escape Artist is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Escape Artist Apr 10 1975 - A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable

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The Guest is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Guest Mar 27 1975 - The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.

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Vigilante is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Vigilante Mar 20 1975 - Barney is visited by Inspector Luger, who complains that his men aren't disliked enough by the public; a neighborhood vigilante is well into his twilight years; Wojo collars a cross-dressing

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Snow Job is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Snow Job Feb 06 1975 - The squad grapples with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher who attempts suicide in the bathroom.

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Experience is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Experience Jan 30 1975 - A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.

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Fish is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Fish Dec 04 1975 - A glimpse at Detective Fish's home life ensues when the detective decides to go on restricted duty. Steve Landesberg bows as Arthur Dietrich; Doris Belack fills in for Florence Stanley as ...more

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The Layoff is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Layoff Sep 25 1975 - Barney, Fish and Yemana feel the crunch when a labor layoff forces them to do without Chano, Harris and Wojo; a manicurist goes deeper than the nail; a morose stockbroker takes to petty theft.

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Ambush is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Ambush Oct 02 1975 - Yemana is shot in full view of disinterested bystanders, and Barney is offered a job in Florida.

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Heat Wave is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Heat Wave Oct 09 1975 - A wife claims spousal abuse; Wojo and Wentworth are bait for a park rapist.

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Happy New Year is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Happy New Year Jan 08 1976 - On New Year's Eve, Fish tries to stop a jumper, and Wojo delivers a baby.

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Discovery is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Discovery Oct 30 1975 - Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead.

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Sniper is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Sniper Jan 22 1976 - A con man is selling charter flights to Saturn; Wojo and Luger are sniper targets.

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The Psychiatrist is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Psychiatrist Feb 26 1976 - A department psychiatrist advises the department to confiscate Wojo's gun

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Rain is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Rain Nov 27 1975 - During a very rainy day, the squad must endure both the precinct roof threatening to collapse, and VERY bad Bicentennial jokes from a nightclub comedian-the stationhouse roof literally groaning ...more

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Protection is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Protection Dec 18 1975 - The citizenry is in a panic amidst the rumors that the 12th Precinct is being shut down; a repentent hood can't prove that he committed a crime.

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Fear of Flying is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Fear of Flying Jan 29 1976 - Wojo must escort a bigamist to Cleveland, even though he is (guess!) afraid of flying. Meanwhile,the bigamist's New York wife shows up. Also, a man turns in an unmarked envelope containing $3500 ...more

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You Dirty Rat is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
You Dirty Rat Nov 13 1975 - Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store—apparently one of many.

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The Social Worker is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Social Worker Sep 18 1975 - Weary of housework, Liz tries her hand at social work, to Barney's dismay; a master forger fascinates Harris.

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Hot Dogs is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Hot Dogs Dec 11 1975 - A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is his missing wife; a pair of lady cops makes an overzealous drug bust.

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The Arsonist is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Arsonist Oct 16 1975 - The precinct is on the lookout for an arsonist; Chano brings in a man who used a deadly weapon on a vending machine.

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The Mole is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Mole Mar 18 1976 - Fish considers an operation; a burglar known as ""The Mole"" leads Harris and Wojo on a merry chase through the city sewer system. Ron Carey plays the Mole, and returns as

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Hotel is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Hotel Oct 23 1975 - Wojo and Wentworth pose as marrieds in order to bust a burglary ring set in a posh hotel.

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Block Party is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Block Party Feb 12 1976 - Wentworth is furious when Chano gets the credit for her bust of an assassin at a block party.

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Doomsday is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Doomsday Sep 11 1975 - A disgruntled man with a belt of dynamite threatens to blow himself and the squad room ky high unless President Nixon agrees to speak with him; the plumbing goes kaput; Wojo arrests a phony ...more

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Massage Parlor is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Massage Parlor Feb 19 1976 - Wentworth busts a dime-store cowboy in a massage parlor, and the detectives bust an octogenarian mugger.

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Horse Thief is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Horse Thief Nov 20 1975 - A hansom cab owner reports his horse missing. A man assaulted in his hotel room insists he was alone.

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The Kid is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Kid Mar 06 1976 - Fish is attracted to the mother of a young mugger; a man is a bit premature to obtain the unclaimed windfall he found on the street.

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The Rand Report is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Rand Report Jan 20 1976 - Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

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Strike (1) is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Strike (1) Mar 24 1977 - An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

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The Election is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Election Oct 21 1976 - Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who ...more

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Christmas Story is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Christmas Story Dec 23 1976 - Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for ...more

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Werewolf is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Werewolf Oct 28 1976 - A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

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Smog Alert is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Smog Alert Jan 06 1977 - All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

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Fire '77 is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Fire '77 Jan 27 1977 - The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

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Asylum is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
Asylum Feb 24 1977 - Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

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The Recluse is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Full List of Barney Miller Episodes
The Recluse Nov 11 1976 - A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as ...more