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TV Full List of Crank Yankers Episodes

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Below is a complete Crank Yankers episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual Crank Yankers episodes are listed along with the Crank Yankers episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. Crank Yankers episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. This list features items like “Episode 311 (Christmas episode - Season 3b premiere),” “Episode 306”, and many more. Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the Crank Yankers episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.

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The Best of Crank Yankers Oct 28 2011 - View the all-time greatest crank calls from this side-splittingly funny Comedy Central television show that features the vocal talents of such hilarious comedians as Jimmy Kimmel, Wanda Sykes, ...more

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Spoonie needs Tee Time Jun 23 2002 - Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.

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Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Jul 28 2002 - Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the ...more

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Blind stripper Cammie Jun 09 2002 - Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's ...more

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Wu Tang Clan Jun 16 2002 - Shavin books a room for the Wu Tang Clan. Haddassah wants to be a nanny. Rob's friend(who's deaf) wants to call a phone sex line. And Elmer keeps finding chicken beaks in his dinner.

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Spoonie orders flowers. Aug 04 2002 - Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.

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Haddassah has a survey Jul 14 2002 - Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.

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Bobby needs a job. Jun 30 2002 - Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.

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Ass Slapping Contest Jul 07 2002 - Niles wants invitations for an ass slaping contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also ...more

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Someone crapped in Gladys' car. Jun 02 2002 - Someone crapped in Gladys' car. Elmer tries to get an appartment. Batman's Nemesis tries to find Batman. And Special Ed wants to go to Hawaii. Birchum tries to get a job. Also starring Billy ...more

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Spoonie wants hot girls. Jul 21 2002 - Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.

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Episode #2.29 Nov 11 2003 - Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls ...more

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Episode #2.1 Mar 04 2003 - Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys anal beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.

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Episode #2.2 Mar 11 2003 - Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.

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Episode #2.14 Oct 07 2003 - Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.

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Episode #2.9 Apr 29 2003 - Elmer calls about a gay cruise.

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Episode #2.18 Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some ...more

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Episode #2.30 Nov 18 2003 - Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some ...more

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Episode #2.13 Sep 30 2003 - Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.

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Episode #2.10 May 06 2003 - Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ...more

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Episode #2.3 Mar 18 2003 - Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.

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Episode #2.11 Sep 16 2003 - Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip ...more

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Episode #2.4 Mar 25 2003 - George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.

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Episode #2.27 Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and ...more

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Episode #2.7 Apr 15 2003 - A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.

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Episode #2.15 Oct 14 2003 - Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A ...more

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Episode #2.16 Oct 21 2003 - Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd ...more

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Episode #2.20 Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a ...more

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Episode #2.22 Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some ...more

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Episode #2.12 Sep 23 2003 - Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in ...more

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Episode #2.25 Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.

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Episode #2.26 Jeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning calls a High School Principal, Haddasah wants to learn a trade, ...more

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Episode #2.17 Oct 28 2003 - Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, ...more

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Episode #2.19 Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a ...more

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Episode #2.23 Feb 24 2004 - Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.

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Episode #2.5 Apr 01 2003 - Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock ...more

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Episode #2.32 Feb 17 2004

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Episode #2.6 Apr 08 2003 - Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

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Episode #2.28 Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony ...more

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Episode #2.21 Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his ...more

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Episode #2.8 Apr 22 2003 - Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.

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Episode #2.24 Mar 02 2004 - Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.

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Episode 301 Jul 20 2004 - Special Ed and Special Em want to go bowling; Spoonie makes reservations for a special night.

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Episode 302 Jul 27 2004 - Gladys calls a man about balls; Elmer needs driving lessons.