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TV Full List of Family Business Episodes

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Below is a complete Family Business episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual Family Business episodes are listed along with the Family Business episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. Family Business episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. Vote for your favorite items, including “Birds and the Beehinds,” “Buttocks and Bagels” and more. Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the Family Business episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.

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Personal Ads Feb 21 2003 - Seymore Butts (Adam Glaser) might make a living filming, sometimes performing in, directing/producing and distributing graphic, xxx rated videos, but true love is just as elusive for him as ...more

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Reunion Feb 28 2003 - It's been 20 years since high school. Follow Adam Glasser (""Seymore Butts"") to his reunion and listen in on conversations with former classmates' reactions to his business, ...more

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Casa De Butts Mar 07 2003 - Adam Glasser's mom, Lila, meets her new neighbor. While having lunch, the neighbor asks if Lila works. After a bit of stuttering for the right words, she admits she's a part of her son's ...more

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Sex Toys Mar 14 2003 - How do you interview women for the job of porn star? How do you screen test them? In this episode, you'll find out. One hopeful is asked by Adam/Seymore, ""So, what's the best line of ...more

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Strictly BiznASS Mar 21 2003 - Oh woe, the business of naked people and sex-sex-sex can be so stressful! In this episode, the most graphic and disturbing scenes are at the poker table.

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Seymore's Other ASSets Mar 28 2003

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ASSistant Apr 04 2003

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Las VegASS Apr 11 2003

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I Want to Be an Adult Film Star Apr 18 2003

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Roller Boogie Nights Apr 25 2003

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FameASS Jan 30 2004 - Season 2 premiere - finally! Adam is dating from that internet dating site again. This one enters into it already having seen the entire first season of the show, but nonetheless playing ...more

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In SicknASS and in health Feb 06 2004

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New ASSpirations Feb 13 2004 - Adam's assistant continues to pursue her new career IN the action rather than just in the office and of course, Adam is there to help. Meanwhile, mom gets Adam involved in ""speed ...more

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Topless in Tampa Feb 20 2004 - There's another porn convention, this time in Tampa, Florida. Is there really a need to say more about this episode? Oh, except that cousin Stevie is trying to redeem himself (again) by handling ...more

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Spunk'd Feb 27 2004 - Bishop is the star and retaliatory victim of a practical joke everyone takes part in, while readying another movie.

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The Breast Is Yet to Come Mar 05 2004 - Seymore's (Adam's) assistant/secretary isn't out of the picture yet. Or IN the pictures either. She insists on implants, despite the best attempts by both Adam and Stevie to convince her she ...more

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ASS Good as It Gets Mar 12 2004 - Who better than Adam to teach a class on adult film making? Obviously Bishop thinks he's learned enough and attempts to develop his own adult film line. Meanwhile, cousin Stevie visits his ...more

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Chicago, IllinASS Mar 19 2004 - Telethon for free speech! There are places that Adam cannot mail his movies to - or face serious jail time for pornography. Each state has its own definitions, most of them being, ...more

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Raising AwarenASS Mar 26 2004 - Adam is partying, the family is handling business crises. Yeah, same story, but it's a new episode, really!

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ASS the World Turns Apr 02 2004 - Well, looks like this is it for a while...and the cliffhanger is Adam meeting what could be the girl he's been looking for (and his mom's been looking for, his aunt's been looking for, etc). ...more

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JewASS New Year Mar 12 2005 - Lila (Seymore/Adam's mom) prepares for Rosh Hashana and the entire family is expected to arrive. Adam reveals the secret he has been keeping of his new relationship with his ex-assistant Mirna ...more

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The ApprentASS Mar 19 2005 - Now that Mirna is dedicating herself to the business full time, Adam needs a new assistant. Bishop and Lila begin the interview process, but the final three are put to the test by Adam.

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ASS and You Will Receive Mar 26 2005 - Adam's and Mirna's relationship has gone on long enough to hit that phase of needing to talk. Imagine that? They are working on maintaining their relationship by keeping the lines of ...more

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Time Is Of The ASSence Apr 02 2005 - All in the FAMILY ! Brady's got a school play, Lila saves the day, dad's on the way. Adam's in a movie and it's not his! Victim or Slasher or ? And it's ""Seymore's"" part ...more

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Mid-Life CrisASS Apr 09 2005 - Adam's turning 40! He's also visiting a psychic, having a party and like everyone else heading down the other side of the mountain, thinking about taking a dive off a bridge.

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Up and CUMming Apr 23 2005 - Adam's male performers are having trouble living UP to expectations, so it's time for new talent. However, unlike the girls, the guys can't just ""pretend"" to be uhh, stand ...more

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Falling On Your ASS Apr 30 2005 - Father - Son - Father - Son. Adam wants to please Brady with a snowboarding trip, but he (Adam) is somewhat afraid of skiing! Still, it's for Brady's birthday, so Adam looks for support, finding ...more

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COCKtoberfest May 07 2005 - Lila is again apparently the ""village"" it takes to raise a child as she stays with Brady while Adam is off. He's in Chicago to take care of the Family Business in the area ...more

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BroadcASS May 14 2005 - Stevie wants to have his own radio show so Adam pulls some strings to get him a one-time audition spot on Playboy Radio. It wouldn't be Stevie if there wasn't a hitch, like guests don't show up ...more

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Real ASState May 28 2005 - Say it isn't so! Over so soon (the season). How appropriate that the lease on Adam's house is about to expire. So, both Stevie and mom help him consider the possibility of making his first home ...more

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A Derriere to Remember May 05 2006 - Adam has a housewarming and Mirna plans it with Stevie. Lila shops for a new car during her late mid-life crises.

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Taint Maarten May 12 2006 - Stevie remarried his wife of many years in a Vegas wedding featured last season. Now it's time for the 2nd honeymoon to go with that wedding and what better place for an adult-business ...more

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Tush Comes to Shove Jun 09 2006 - Last season we met Adam's brother and tonight, Adam's sister proves to be one of the 'village' that's raising the child (Brady). Stevie makes an ill advised trip to Seattle and Lila makes ...more

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Nothing Butt the Truth Jun 16 2006 - Adam is never better than when he's eloquently and intelligently defending the right to free speech. This isn't just to further his own agenda in the adult entertainment business, but he seems ...more

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I'm Dancing ASS Fast as I Can Jun 30 2006 - 4th Season clip show, billed as 'new'

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Clip Show Jun 23 2006 - 4th Season clip show, billed as 'new'

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Buns 'N' Ammo May 19 2006 - Stevie is off to NY while Adam struggles and stresses to launch his new party bus business.

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I'm Dancing ASS Fast ASS I Can Jun 30 2006 - In this season's finale, Mirna ends the relationship and Adam goes into therapy. With all these naked, willing women around him, why can't he get one to stay?

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Buttocks and Bagels May 26 2006 - Adam and Mirna attend a swingers convention, complete with new adult toys and unbelievable items we're still awaiting word on (what are they?) Stevie launches his own adult oriented 'support our ...more

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Tort. and the Hare Apr 20 2006 - Cousin Stevie joins Adam in this 4th season opener (which was filmed last summer) in recruiting ladies for the "Radio Olympics". Meanwhile, Stevie and his wife Amy have a new addition ...more

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Birds and the Beehinds Apr 28 2006 - The day had to come! Brady is asking about sex and who better than dad, one of the most responsible and popular adult business entrapreneurs, to explain it. Cousin Stevie is giving a moment to ...more

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ASS Time Goes By Jun 02 2006 - Mirna takes up photography; Adam gives Stevie flying lessons as a bonus.