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Full List of George Lopez Episodes

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Below is a complete George Lopez episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual George Lopez episodes are listed along with the George Lopez episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. George Lopez episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. Examples of items on this list include “Carmen's Dating” and “E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening).” Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the George Lopez episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.
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  • 26

    Team Leader

    Apr 30 2003
    George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out...
  • 27

    Girls Night Out

    Apr 02 2003
    After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home...
  • 28

    The Wedding Dance

    Nov 13 2002
    Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story....
  • 29

    Why You Crying?

    Jan 09 2004
    George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school....
  • 30

    Bachelor Party

    May 07 2004
    Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy....
  • 31

    The Trouble with Ricky

    Jan 23 2004
    When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand....
  • 32

    Weekend at Benny's

    Feb 20 2004
    When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love....
  • 33

    She Drives Me Crazy

    Apr 16 2004
    After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results....
  • 34

    George's House of Cards

    Apr 02 2004
    When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him....
  • 35

    Carmen's Dating

    Oct 17 2003
    Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight....
  • 36

    Split Decision

    Oct 24 2003
    Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with...
  • 37

    Christmas Punch

    Dec 12 2003
    At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus....
  • 38

    Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)

    Sep 26 2003
    In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of...
  • 39

    No One Gets Out Alive

    Oct 31 2003
    The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation....
  • 40

    George Goes to Disneyland

    Apr 30 2004
    When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just...
  • 41

    Fishing Cubans

    Nov 14 2003
    This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother...
  • 42

    Benny and Randy

    Feb 13 2004
    George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does...
  • 43

    Angie Gets Tanked

    Mar 19 2004
    When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee...
  • 44

    God Needles George

    Feb 06 2004
    George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep....
  • 45

    Wrecking Ball

    May 14 2004
    Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a...
  • 46

    Feel the Burn

    Oct 10 2003
    George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem....
  • 47

    Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)

    Sep 26 2003
    George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts,...
  • 48

    Jason Tutors Max

    Feb 27 2004
    Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst....
  • 49

    Dance Fever

    Apr 09 2004
    After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom....
  • 50

    Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

    Nov 21 2003
    After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney....