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Below is a complete My Wife and Kids episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual My Wife and Kids episodes are listed along with the My Wife and Kids episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. My Wife and Kids episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. Vote for your favorite items, including “Fantasy Camp,” “The Bahamas (1)” and more. Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the My Wife and Kids episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.
Pilot Season 1 Episode 1: Michael has been used to having his wife at home, taking care of him and the kids, but now she wants to use her hard-earned college degree.
The Truth Hurts Season 1 Episode 2: Janet and Michael find a tattoo parlor card in Junior's pants.
Grassy Knoll Season 1 Episode 4: When Michael and Jay realize that Jr. has been smoking marijuana, they provide him with an unforgettable night filled with fun and creative mind games.
Making The Grade Season 1 Episode 5: Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents.
Working It Season 1 Episode 6: Jr. has to get an A on his Algebra final. Michael and Janet decide they have to do something to make him study, so Michael offers him 1,000 dollars if he gets an A.
He Said, She Said Season 1 Episode 7: Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants.
Snapping And Sniffing Season 1 Episode 8: Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points.
Breaking Up And Breaking It Season 1 Episode 9: Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up.
A Little Romance Season 1 Episode 10: Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. While Jr. is mainly interested in seeing parts of her body, Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a little boring.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Season 1 Episode 11: Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making Mike take a whole new perspective about his life.
Mom's Away - Part 1 Season 2 Episode 1: While Jay is away taking care of her mother who broke a leg, Michael is left in charge of the house and the kids.
Mom's Away - Part 2 Season 2 Episode 2: The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home. Thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting.
No Rules Season 2 Episode 3: Michael's trying to run the house, but the kids don't want to obey his rules.
Pefect Dad Season 2 Episode 4: The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left the house to take care of their grandma, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be.
Thru Thick And Thin Season 2 Episode 5: Janet returns home from taking care of her mom's injury, and she's put on a few pounds after eating mom's home cooking.
He Heard, She Heard Season 2 Episode 6: Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's.
Michael's Garden Season 2 Episode 7: Michael takes Jr. to the doctor and the doctor asks Michael to take a prostate exam.
Let Them Eat Pie Season 2 Episode 8: When the kids are grounded and aren't allowed to watch TV, they decide to play "make me laugh or die".
Jay Gets Fired Season 2 Episode 9: Jay gets fired in front of the girls on "take your daughter to work day".
The Whole World Is Watching Season 2 Episode 10: Jay buys Jr. computer appliances (including a 24-hour broadcast webcam), and Michael protests saying he'll only use it for porno instead of studying.
Letting Go Season 2 Episode 11: Michael accidentally kills Kady's hamster and doesn't have the courage to tell her right away, which results in Kady playing around with a dead hamster.
Learning To Earn It Season 2 Episode 12: Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability of spending the allowance money wisely.
Quality Time Season 2 Episode 13: Michael wants to play the videogame and Jay thinks he doesn't love her anymore.
Get Out Season 2 Episode 14: Michael is on a mission -- to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes.