TV Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Below is a complete Two and a Half Men episode list that spans the show's entire TV run. Photos from the individual Two and a Half Men episodes are listed along with the Two and a Half Men episode names when available, as are the dates of the original airing of the episode. Two and a Half Men episodes from every season can be seen below, along with fun facts about who directed the episodes, the stars of the and sometimes even information like shooting locations and original air dates. Items include everything from “Those Big Pink Things with Coconut” to “I Merely Slept With a Commie.” Are you remembering a funny scene but can't think of the name that the Two and a Half Men episode is from? Scroll below and you'll find what you're looking for.

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Original Pilot - Most Chicks W... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.

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Jennifer Taylor is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Behind the Scenes is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 03 is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Marin Hinkle is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 06 is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 02 is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 01 is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Mama's Boys is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 04 is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Getting Charlie Sheen is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 07 is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Two and a Half Men and CSI - B... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Two and a Half Men and CSI - B... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Jennifer Taylor on Charlie She... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Jake's A Regular Kid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Bloopers Season 05 is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Finding Angus is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Jon's Advice to Charlie is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes

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Pilot is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Pilot Sep 22 2003 - After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his ...more

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Big Flappy Bastards is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Big Flappy Bastards Sep 29 2003 - While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets ...more

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Camel Filters + Pheromones is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Camel Filters + Pheromones Jan 05 2004 - When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

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The Last Thing You Want Is to ... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Oct 20 2003 - After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an ...more

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Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing Th... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Feb 23 2004 - Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

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Can You Feel My Finger? is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Can You Feel My Finger? May 24 2004 - A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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No Sniffing, No Wowing is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
No Sniffing, No Wowing May 03 2004 - Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

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An Old Flame With a New Wick is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
An Old Flame With a New Wick Mar 01 2004 - Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

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Phase One, Complete is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Phase One, Complete Nov 17 2003 - After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no ...more

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropra... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec 15 2003 - While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to ...more

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If They Do Go Either Way, They... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Nov 03 2003 - Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan ...more

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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chi... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb 09 2004 - Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

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Go East on Sunset Until You Re... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Oct 06 2003 - After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his ...more

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Merry Thanksgiving is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Merry Thanksgiving Nov 24 2003 - In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

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My Doctor has a Cow Puppet is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet May 10 2004 - Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate ... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Oct 13 2003 - Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work ...more

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Did You Check With the Captain... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Oct 27 2003 - Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, ...more

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I Remember the Coatroom, I Jus... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Mar 22 2004 - Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers ... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Nov 10 2003 - Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

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Just Like Buffalo is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Just Like Buffalo May 17 2004 - Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

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I Can't Afford Hyenas is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb 02 2004 - Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

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That Was Saliva, Alan is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
That Was Saliva, Alan Feb 16 2004 - Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the ... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr 19 2004 - Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a ...more

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Sara Like Puny Alan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Sara Like Puny Alan Jan 12 2004 - Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. ...more

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Give Santa a Tail-Hole is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Give Santa a Tail-Hole Dec 13 2012 - Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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I Changed My Mind About the Mi... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
I Changed My Mind About the Milk Sep 27 2012 - Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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A Big Bag of Dog is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
A Big Bag of Dog Oct 04 2012 - Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

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Four Balls, Two Bats and One M... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Oct 11 2012 - Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

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That's Not What They Call It I... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Oct 25 2012 - Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

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You Do Know What The Lollipop ... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Full List of Two And A Half Men Episodes
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Oct 18 2012 - Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.