There's nothing like a trash-pile president and his gross, no-good, very-bad family to make you yearn for the days of America's former first and coolest family. And there's nothing like seeing the embodiment of animal torture and child-bashing in Donald Trump, Jr., or the hypocrisy of complicity that is Ivanka Trump to make us miss America's coolest, innocent, and beatiful first children.
There's a lot to back up the claim that Malia is the best (and coolest) Obama. For real, though: this girl has a lot going on! For one, she learned how to drive from the Secret Service, but she isn't so high-brow that she can't pop up at music festivals and bless us all with her presidential presence. She can hang with college kids and school them at drinking games, but she can also land very cool New York internships and get into Harvard. There are loads of fun facts about Malia Obama that prove she's simply the's the coolest - and even Ivanka herself has defended her, proving that Malia is straight up beloved. Which reasons do you think top the rest?
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The Secret Service Taught Her How To DrivePhoto: YouTube
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She Has Excellent Taste In Hip-Hop
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She Played Beer Pong While Visiting A College CampusPhoto: YouTube
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She Interned On HBO's Girls
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She Speaks SpanishPhoto: Pete Souza/The White House
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She Can Blow Smoke Rings